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more about #barryswitzer more comments → Weed Against Speed: The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER To be fair, wouldn't the best Barry Switzer story ever have to be how the Cowboys managed to win a Su... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Did he boom her later? more » Michael Grasso: "The hotel is twenty minutes away. Switzer is banging on the hotel-room door in ten. Switzer is clearly Billy Simms." Billy Simms hell. He's Winston ... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: a documented goat fucker Parkinson's? more » UkraineNotWeak: Jimmy Johnson would've had no problems performing under similar circumstances. more » Civil Negligence: If that same email was sent to you, but instead of saying "Please crucify the Browns like the dirty Jews that they are" it said "Please string up the ... more » Hatey McLife: "Please string up the Browns like the dirty slaves they are" While not in favor of violence, William Rhoden agrees with the second part of your simile. more » Steve U: Uh AJ or whatever or whomever takes up space in the Gawker offices.. Good luck getting 20 cartons of Camels, a closet full of ironic T-shirts and 200... more » ClintonPortishead: Apparently, cakes also turn blue when they choke. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: The only people who call Camden Yards "OPaCY" either work for the team, are older then dirt, or have an overinflated opinion of themselve. (Or in the... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Please cease any similar features in the future. This is what I said to my wife's OB-GYN with regards to my sloping forehead, disgusting overbite and... more » the earl of weaver: Of course after the first cut, the cake crumbled into pieces like it was Jeff Lageman. more » Bobby Big Wheel: The only thing that would make that cutting the cake picture classier would be putting it inside a brandy snifter. more » sassydeerrun: Mike Gundy could have given his a pep talk. more » -
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The One With The Best Barry Switzer Story EVER
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