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more about #benniewoolleyjr more comments → uninspired: Judging by that interview, Bennie Woolley Jr.'s first rule of 21-hour Kentucky Derby drives is you do not talk about 21-hour Kentucky Derby drives. more » Hatey McLife: "I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar." more » Kid Canada: "Your gun is a fucking starter's pistol! I can see the red plug in the fucking barrel!" "Listen, I intentionally make this gun look like a starter's p... more » UkraineNotWeak: Shit!!! Back in the day, Penny Tweedy would shiv you if you look at Secretariat the wrong way. more » Artie Fufkin: I don't think anyone on crutches is a bad ass. Besides Ned, of course. more » Gourmet Spud: Listen, the guy paid to see a high-diving act, and he was a-gonna see a high-diving act. more » K-Gun: Well, yeah- how do you think he hurt his leg? more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: What, a guy can't be prepared just in case his horse breaks a leg? Isn't this America? more » -
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The Time Is Right For America's Baddest Horse Trainer
Ok, this has been bugging me since Saturday, so I have to ask—was trainer Bennie Woolley Jr. carrying a gun at the Kentucky Derby? (Probably not—but wouldn't it have been great if he had been?) More »
