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more about #brettmyers more comments → Clarence Rosario: I think she just wanted to take the chew out of her mouth first. #brettmyers more » Bryan Zebleckes: I guess everyone missed the cigar in his hand. My girl will never kiss me when I'm smoking a cigar. Probably all that this was...the guy is a great da... more » UkraineNotWeak: Kicked him to the curb. #brettmyers more » notthequarterback: Yo STACHE is TRASH and yo BEARD is WEIRD. #brettmyers more » Civil Negligence: Are we sure that was Mrs. Myers? I don't know, because whenever I saw photos of her, the court illustrator distorted the accuser's face. #brettmyers more » Silent Q: He then put out his cigar on her arm. If there's anything that makes Brett Myers angrier than spilling a can of paint in the garage, it's refusing ... more » twoeightnine: The Phillies built ANOTHER brand new ballpark? What was wrong with the old one? Besides being in South Philly. #brettmyers more » MarkKelsosMigraine: In unrelated news, Lenny Dykstra was denied by all six ATMs he approached yesterday. In fairness, he probably should have tried using his bank card an... more » UpstateUnderdog: classic #brettmyers more » ArkansasFred: Ha! Ha! I bet he hit her! In the face! #brettmyers more » shea_guevara: That is a very brave or heavily armed woman. #brettmyers more » Sports-Pun: Like a slap in the face.. #brettmyers more » UpstateUnderdog: Some one need to mash this clip with the first 11 seconds of audio of the Just for Men commercial starring Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier. Rejected! more » Karlifornia: Thanks for compelling me to listen to 20 seconds of this "Chuck Nash" character. Makes Rob Thomas sound cutting edge. more » ScientificMapp: To get Philadelphia cops to smile you don't tell them to say "cheese," you tell them to say "Bryn Mawr girl with expired registration." more » -
#nlcs
Another Long Night In The Brett Myers Household
In case you missed it, one more special gem from the NLCS celebration last night—Brett Myers goes in for the smooch. Denied. [TheFightins] -
#philadelphiaphillies
Brett Myers Just Can't Stop Being An A-Hole
The Phillies cantankerous pitcher Brett Myers is attempting to bounce back this season to inject life into the team's depleted bullpen, but first he has to let his eye socket heal after it landed on a fist. More » -
