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more about #bronsonarroyo more comments → Kid Canada: What a Gaylord. more » Hatey McLife: Arroyo wouldn't have been able to keep black tar out like that, if Scott Spiezio was still on the Cardinals. more » sir_pantsalot: Cry me a river Mr. Big League Guy. Some guys in this country go months or years without a ball rub (we won't even mention the married guys) and you co... more » MattinglysSideburns: He didn't have any problem getting a grip. Balls like that can generate a lot more movement than a slick ball that hasn't been rubbed up. You can rea... more » DirkToberFest: He complained during and after the game that the baseballs were too slick because they had not been rubbed down beforehand. Duncan is still upset tha... more » UkraineNotWeak: Brett Myers used the same excuse regarding his wife last year. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Arroyo's restaurant in the Meatpacking District recently closed, so that's probably just left over hair gel. more » Steve U: Well, I think we found our first topic for the Buzz Bissinger-Big Daddy Balls roundtable this afternoon. more » UpstateUnderdog: pine tar? I wanna dip my balls in it! more » the earl of weaver: Yet the question still remains—were balls being rubbed, properly or improperly? Where does Bronson think he is anyway? An Ohio public library? more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Now combine this story with this And combine rubbing balls and crotch rockets more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't heard this much talk about Red balls since that homoerotic "accident" at the 1989 Scorpions concert. more » HockeyMountain: Arroyo was actually only only rubbing one ball. It's his own version of a Livestrong tribute. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Over-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation for Red Birds more » UpstateUnderdog: "And will we ever be mature enough to not make jokes likes this?" answer: no more » -
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Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
John Smoltz thinks the reason he got roughed up last night is because his balls were not properly rubbed down. Yet, opposing pitcher Bronson Arroyo threw just fine. Is it because he was rubbing something special on his own balls? More » -
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Bronson Arroyo Will Put Just About Anything In His Body
Bronson Arroyo admits that he pumps his body full off all manner of unapproved chemicals and that MLB drug tests don't really concern him. And what about a hardcore steroid user like Manny Ramirez? If he dies, he dies. More » -
