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more about #brooklyndecker more comments → FitzgeraldEpidaurus: It can be explained by the fact that Andy Roddick, while married to Brooklyn Decker, does not control her body/life/career, you misogynistic prick. more » UpstateUnderdog: I waiting for the day she becomes a T & A & V machine. V for vagina. more » johnny_carsick: matt walsh was starting for UF's basketball team when i attended, and every time they were on the road he'd be heckled with pictures from his then-gir... more » ClintonPortishead: Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine? Actually, she's just a T machine. The A portion of her business has been outsourced to India. more » Raskolnikov: "You know, hon, I make plenty of money, why don't we keep the girls inside for a while?" Can you imagine? Decker's tits were 22 when they were stash... more » X-tacle: With a name like Brooklyn, it's only a matter of time before those "Dick Chicken" graffiti tags shows up all over her. /hopes others have noticed them more » David Hume: Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH." Seriously, when was the last time you were playing beer pong and some prick w... more » Steve U: Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine? Brooklyn Decker is an Internet-enabled computer? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Or maybe straight men are different? Learn all about this, and more, in my upcoming book "Straight Dudes are from Mars, Gay Dudes are from Pluto." more » Kid Canada: Maybe for straight guys, it's like, "DUDE, LOOK AT WHAT I SHOWER WITH" My Facebook profile picture is a glamour shot of a bottle of Dial body wash on... more » Weed Against Speed: That photo needs "slut" written in MS Paint to really tie it all together. more » Hatey McLife: Typical Euro-Centric history never mentions that the Aztecs invented the first T&A machine. Kitchenaid currently markets it as a food processor. more » ArkansasFred: STRAIGHT GUYS ALSO TYPE AND SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AT ALL TIMES. WE CANNOT HELP IT. WE HAVE TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE AND THE PERPETUAL SKOALTUCKED IN OUR LO... more » Weed Against Speed: Let's eat some pizza and get our tops off and stuff. Ooh, no. The last time I went along with that suggestion, I had to ride all the way home from th... more » Foster Kamer: It could just be a get-out-of-the-gate early strategy to compete for Google SEO against Brooklyn Beckham in order to become the supreme named-after-a-... more » -
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Does Brooklyn Decker Really Need To Be A T&A Machine?
I am not much of a prude, and neither I guess is Andy Roddick, as he enjoys his wife exhibited to the max in glossy mags. More » -
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Andy Roddick Will Marry Brooklyn Decker Next Weekend, Deucebag Says (Update)
Sometime Deadspin tennis correspondent Dylan Stableford reports that Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker will officially become a boring married couple in Austin, Tx. next weekend. His full emailed report appears once you click More. More »
