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more about #buffalosabres more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: A lot of clutching and grabbing but nothing really good happened, although Kardashian and Ray J made up for it when they went at it again during the s... more » Mr. Praline: Where's Bill Ranford when you need him? more » Hatey McLife: So that's where the Oilers ended up after Houston. more » PermanentInjuredReserve: Twenty minutes in and no one has made the joke that shall not be named. I'm cautiously optimistic. /jinx'd more » Doyle McPoyle: I think that's more goals than the Islanders have on the season. more » Gourmet Spud: Damnit! And I just threw out my "Sabres Score 10 Goals Everyone Gets One Free Pound of Wings" coupon from the Anchor Bar. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Take that Canada! Big win for Buffalo! I'm sure this portends excellent things for the future! /takes out cyanide adds to coffee drinks rapidly more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Peters should have thrown his purse at him. I'm glad I didn't have to actually pay for my tickets to the game last night... or the $300 tab at the har... more » Alligator Arms: "I was unaware that the Ruutu... ...were biters!" more » KOGOD: I prefer dancing Jaarko ://www.wizznutzz.com/labels/Jaarko.html more » David Hume: When reached for comment after the game, Ruutu stated "Yes, I bit Peters. I love biting Peters - the feeling of Peters in my mouth, between my teeth... more » RussianRocket: Ruutu just seems like that kind of guy who likes some Peters in his mouth. more » Weed Against Speed: What kind of world are we living in where grown men bite each other and steal from kids? Dickensian London? more » Weed Against Speed: To make matters worse, the kid thought he was getting a stick from Jared Leto. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Unlike Melo, Ruutu knows when to... more » -
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It Takes Two Fights, But Hockey Pugilists Finally Get It Right
Craig Rivet of the Sabres and Daniel Carcillo of the Flyers fought not once, but twice last night during Buffalo's 4-2 win. The first fight was mediocre and the Philly faithful made their feelings known with a lackluster, tepid response. More » -
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Sabres Beat Oilers By Like ... A Lot Of Goals
Buffalo scored 10 seconds into the game, got another score 1:01 later and chased Edmonton's goalie after just eight shots. Final tally: 10-2. Ouch. [NHL.tv] -
#nhl
Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
The "rivalry" between Buffalo and Ottawa took a rather childish turn last night when the Senators' Jarkko Ruutu went all Mike Tyson on Sabres winger Andrew Peters. More » -
#nhlcloser
Mother Nature Snowballs Bettman
Today's NHL Closer is written by Greg Wyshynski, of The FanHouse and The Fourth Period. He is also the author of Glow Pucks And 10-Cent Beer. Enjoy. More » -
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Looking Toward January 1 In Buffalo
For the 12 of you back at work, Melt Your Face Off offers this preview of the NHL's Winter Classic to be held one week from now, and why it kicks the ass of the stupid Capital One Bowl. More » -
