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more about #buzzsaw more comments → HurtsSoGood: Add the L.A. Dodgers to that list, unless instead of trolley dodgers you are substituting bullet dodgers. But do you know what the expression "dodge ... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Cardinal fans Plural? more » ClueHeywood: 6. Fire up the Bandwagon The bandwagon, pink-hatted know nothing fans who are out to turn the Cardinals into the goddamned Red Sox, ca. 2005. Most of... more » Matt Sussman: Now for the rebuttal column, Why Your Team Is Special, here's Larry Fitzgerald Sr. more » Hatey McLife: There were so many badass desert themes to work with: snakes, scorpions, severed heads buried in the ground, etc. Who wouldn't want to buy team gear ... more » Steve U: Beanie Wells sneezed, will be out seven weeks Which coincidentally is the exact length of time that Beanie Sigel has been out of prison this decade. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Drew, this was a golden opportunity. Arizona is filled with crazy racists! Here is a start: [gawker.com] more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Beanie Wells can't drink from a water fountain Jesus can't you go one fucking post without a racist joke. more » ClueHeywood: Report: Lions UFA D.J. Boldin now seeking six-year, $60 million deal. more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: Rosenhaus is also proud to represent some other famous younger siblings, most notably Chad Ochouno through Chad Ochoquatro more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Typical Lions. Someone else always has Michael, and we get Tito. more » HochuliApology: Dear Anquan- Not good to break your face and be seen yelling at your coach all the time during a contract year. Sincerely, Everyone more » David Hume: "I'm hopeful we can work this out and he can return to the ___________ family in the near future. What he's not telling you is that he cribbed this l... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: We are proud to continue to represent his brother, yup you guessed it...Frank Stallone more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: We are saddened by the loss of John, but we are proud to continue to stand behind his brother, Robert Kennedy. -C.I.A. more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: BUZZSAW
Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Arizona Cardinals. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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#drewrosenhaus
Anquan Boldin To Drew Rosenhaus: You Have Failed Me, Now Go
Boldin fires Rosenhaus; Rosenhaus makes lemonade: "I'm hopeful we can work this out and he can return to the Rosenhaus Sports family in the near future. We are proud to continue to represent his brother, D.J. Boldin."[ESPN] -
#buzzsaw
The Ludicrousness Of The Buzzsaw Bowl
So, here's a confession: About 11 years ago, I had a dream about Matt Leinart. More » -
#duan
Hope. Change. Buzzsaw Tattoos.
This is the Mighty Jim Cooke sketch of what will be placed on my upper right buttock very soon. No red birds, no shooting flames — just buzzsaw. More » -
#buzzsaw
The Buzzsaw That Is The Super Bowl
It seems my beloved teams are making a habit out of this Ridiculous Postseason Run business. In retrospect, it was the only way it could have gone down. More » -
#deadspincivilwar
The Deadspin Civil War Mayor's Bet: Arizona Cardinals
So, the game is only four days away. It seems it's time to start getting a bit more serious about this. More » -
#nfcchampionship
And, Somehow, The Philadelphia Eagles Will Meet The Buzzsaw In The NFC Championship
Remember that short story from high school English about the hanging soldier who miraculously escapes death? And just as he's seemingly finally escaped back to the waiting arms of his wife, he's cruelly thrust back into the grim reality of the tightening noose? The narrow escape was only a dream. I still feel like I might be napping during the Redskins game and I'm going to wake up and the Eagles will still be almost mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. More » -
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#buzzsaw
The Buzzsaw That Is The NFC Championship Game
Chuck Klosterman once wrote that the reason soccer was so popular among suburban parents was because the sport allows their coddled, overfed children to run around for two hours without anyone having any idea whether they were playing well or not. More » -
#duan
When The Spirit Moves Him, Kurt Warner Must Draw
Far be it from me to mock anyone's religious beliefs. A person's artistic skills, however, are open game. Here's Kurt Warner drawing God. Let's watch. More »
