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more about #chadjohnson more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Chad Ochocinco is a positive force in this world. #chadochocinco more » Silent Q: Carl Pickens would like to remind you that he can get you a half-priced small popcorn* at of the movie theater where he's working. *butter extra #cha... more » DirkToberFest: [Puts on Rick Perry mask] At least he's finally embracing his Mexican-ness by jumping over a fence. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Thanls, Motorola, for reminding me I need to get an iPhone. #chadochocinco more » MarkKelsosMigraine: My favorite part of "Law Abiding Citizen" is when Sam Waterston gets all shrill when he is cross examining a witness. He is in the movie, right? #cha... more » ScientificMapp: The Black Mexican is going to employ Judge Holden and Joel Glanton as scalpers for the tickets. #chadochocinco more » TT-Zop: I believe the correct term is 'Blaxican' #chadochocinco more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Meh. I'd have REALLY been impressed if the three were Rosemary Clooney, Ray Combs, and Howard Hesseman. more » Steve U: Imogen Heap Buddies Adore Technopop, Trance more » RonZookonRedBull: I for one am shocked that a story about a Bengal and multiple plants doesn't involve smoking. more » Brazil Thrill: Lambeau Leap Buddies Were Ochocinco Plants I'm pretty those Bengal-clad living organisms are people Dash. more » ClintonPortishead: Cut the guy a break. He was waving with his only finger not covered in barbeque sauce or dingleberries. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: What's next, you going to try to tell me that Ochocinco isn't his real name? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Threesome made Bengal's Lambeau leap possible Through double penetration all things are possible. more » Barry Lutz: "A lie"? This just makes what he did even better. He was so confident he would score that he bought three front-row tickets at the opposing team's sta... more » -
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Black Mexican Prevents Black Out
Chad Ochocinco, along with the fine folks at Motorola, bought up the remaining unsold Bengals tickets to prevent a TV blackout on Sunday. Also, if you want to see "Law Abiding Citizen" tonight, he'll pay for that too. [WKRC/Twitter] -
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Lambeau Leap Buddies Were Ochocinco Plants
What would you do if you learned that the greatest moment in Cincinnati Bengals history was a lie? Well, didn't the "coincidence" of three Bengal fans scoring front row tickets at Lambeau on Sunday seem too good to be true? More » -
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NFL Preemptively Stops First Twitter Touchdown Celebration
As expected, the NFL has laid down a formal law banning the use of Twitter during games, providing fans with at least one safe haven in the ongoing war to see who can be the league's most obnoxious player. More » -
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What To Expect From "Hard Knocks: Cincinnati Bengals"
The Cincinnati Bengals are not quite the trainwreck they once were, but everyone is still hoping for some kind of entertainment value out of this year's edition of HBO's "Hard Knocks" docudrama. Don't get your hopes up. More » -
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Chad Johnson Loves His Quarterback, Uncomfortable Sexual Metaphors
OchoCinco on his relationship with his Bengal QB: "We're like Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to be with Carson so much in July that I'm going to be the nanny (for his new twins.)" That's not....awkward. [Bengals; PFT] -
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NFL Recognizes Chad Johnson's Name Change, With Unsurprising Annoying Bureaucratic Twist
The good news for Johnson: the NFL will let him wear his new name on his jersey this year. The bad news? Because of some careless form-filling, it won't appear quite as he'd like. More » -
