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more about #chadochocinco more comments → Steve U: Rumor has it that Chad is considering changing his name to "Neuvecinco" in honor of Martin Luther. more » DeepFriar: Tallest Jawa I've ever seen more » ClueHeywood: These aren't the self-promotion ploys you're looking for. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You can't win, Roger. If you fine me now, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. more » BruschisBrewsky: You think he's excited here? Wait until he sees the ShamWow. more » Brazil Thrill: In related news, Ted Ginn Jr. has countered with his own brand of contraceptives. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Something about that smile just says "Yeah, I'll get you laid... but you might wanna get tested afterwards." more » Bobby Big Wheel: Works Ochocinco percent of the time! more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Not going to lie...I think I'd buy those. more » AzureTexan: In other NFL news, the Oakland Raiders have placed special-teams standout and locker-room favorite Carrot Top on unconditional waivers. Gallagher, me... more » norbizness: It's like that time Charley Hennigan of the old AFL Oilers sent a letter bomb to the Broncos' Willie Brown. #chadochocinco more » Phintastic: C'mon Chad...should've been rule #1085. #chadochocinco more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Chad Ochocinco is a positive force in this world. #chadochocinco more » Silent Q: Carl Pickens would like to remind you that he can get you a half-priced small popcorn* at of the movie theater where he's working. *butter extra #cha... more » DirkToberFest: [Puts on Rick Perry mask] At least he's finally embracing his Mexican-ness by jumping over a fence. more » -
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Franciscan Friar? Or Ochocinco Finding A Great Bargain?
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Chad Ochocinco Doesn't Want You Catching Any Venereal Diseases
Somewhat making good on a threat he made during the filming of HBO's Hard Knocks, Chad Ochocinco posted a mockup of what a package of Ocho Cinco Condoms might look like. Are they made out of pigskin? [Black Sports Online] -
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Chad Ochocinco Fined Veinte Mil Dólares By Liga Nacional de Fútbol Americano
¡Ay, caramba! Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver/prop comic Chad Ochocinco has been fined $20,000 by the NFL for jokingly attempting to bribe an official with a dollar bill during last Sunday's game against the Baltimore Ravens. More » -
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Sometimes I Love Ochocinco So Much It Hurts
Even though they stopped him from sending mustard to Heinz Field, they can't stop Chad Ochocinco from rewriting the NFL rulebook. [Twitpic] -
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Black Mexican Prevents Black Out
Chad Ochocinco, along with the fine folks at Motorola, bought up the remaining unsold Bengals tickets to prevent a TV blackout on Sunday. Also, if you want to see "Law Abiding Citizen" tonight, he'll pay for that too. [WKRC/Twitter] -
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Lambeau Leap Buddies Were Ochocinco Plants
What would you do if you learned that the greatest moment in Cincinnati Bengals history was a lie? Well, didn't the "coincidence" of three Bengal fans scoring front row tickets at Lambeau on Sunday seem too good to be true? More » -
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NFL Preemptively Stops First Twitter Touchdown Celebration
As expected, the NFL has laid down a formal law banning the use of Twitter during games, providing fans with at least one safe haven in the ongoing war to see who can be the league's most obnoxious player. More » -
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Ochocinco Wants to Fight Berto, WBC Champ Guarantees A Beating
Chad Ochocinco has spent a few months of his off-season time training in boxing gyms, and now he's talking about launching a pro career. He's gone so far as to call out WBC Welterweight champion Andre Berto. More » -
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Chad Ochocinco's Got This Placekicker Thing Down Pat
After his successful PAT: "'Esteban' Ochocinco is back. The most interesting footballer in the world. Everyone has to remember, I've always said that soccer is my No. 1 sport. I think Ronaldinho would be proud of me right now." [Globe] -
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Shy, Retiring Sort Shockingly Takes To Ustream
Chad Ocho Cinco's doing the Marbury thing on Ustream, minus the God and most of the crazy. At last check, he was wearing a robe, calling Lil Wayne on speakerphone and saying things like, "I'm the new ESPN, man." [Ustream] -
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Ochocinco's Forebearer Is... Justin Gimelstob?
Chad Ochocinco — né Johnson, he of no further introduction — and Justin Gimelstob, he of middling tennis stature, have more in common than what hits the eye. Actually, they really don't. But they both... like Twitter? More » -
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Chad Ochocinco Tweets By His Own Rules
Ochocinco: "I'm using Twitter during games." NFL: No, you're not. Ochocinco: "Damn NFL and these rules, I am going by my own set of rules, I ain't hurting nobody or getting in trouble, I am putting my foot down!!" [PFT]
