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more about #charlesbarkley more comments → J-No: But will she let him cum on her face? Because that might be worth it. Whore. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: He gives the same advice about women as he gives about car-buying and pretty much everything else. "Just get a hummer." more » Steve U: "Dude, you're an NFL franchise - don't get your quarterbacks off of reality TV!" Barkley to Tom Coughlin, c. 2004. more » meatbat: Of course if you're a no name hack third stringer, reality TV can be very good to you. -Tim Hasselbeck more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Hammer, you're one of the best hip hop recording artists in the world; don't piss all your money away gambling. more » Shakey: He continued, "Plus, I want to use her for drunken roadheading." more » J-No: Really, all this means is we are all pro-blow job on some level. more » Steve U: The Round Mound of Cu-Sn Compound /yes, I know it's technically an alloy more » UkraineNotWeak: Wilpon might actually praise Deadspin from now on. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: To Barkley's right? The Carolina Panthers' Cheerleaders' plaque. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: In honor of Charles' accomplishment, everyone at Auburn has agreed to wear shirts and shoes during their dinner of grilled roadkill tonight. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Nobody is surprised that Deadspin readers love a fat, sarcastic guy who pays for sex. more » Kid Canada: Barkley being interviewed at a Canadian sports celebrity pro-am golf tournament by Gerry Dee. It's actually pretty funny. more » Jefferson Tardship: Well, this one's easy. more » Signal to Noise: I can't come up with a reason to say no. more » -
#charlesbarkley
Charles Barkley Actually Makes Pretty Good Point About Shawne Merriman
If there's one thing Sir Charles knows, its where to pick up classy women. His advice to Merriman: "Dude, you're one of the best football players in the world; don't get your women off of reality TV" [Sports By Brooks] -
#deadspinhalloffame
Deadspin Hall Of Fame Inductee: Charles Barkley
Presenting the first 2009 inductee to The Deadspin Hall Of Fame ... More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Charles Barkley
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#golf
In That Other Golf Tournament This Weekend...
Tony Romo, fresh off a breakup with his biggest fan, storms out to the lead of another celebrity get-together, while Charles Barkley is not in last. Who needs Hank Haney when you've got the modified Stableford system? [GOLF] -
#watercoolerfodder
This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Charles Barkley Unapologetic About P-Word Blurt
Of course he is. Other things Barkley's cantankerous about: The Media's treatment of LeBron post-press conference snub, people overlooking the Magic, and Twitter: "Anyone who's worried about what Shaquille O'Neal is doing all day is an idiot." [DPShow] -
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Charles Barkley Is Still Convinced Charles Barkley Is Doing Just Fine
Seattle PI columnist Jim Moore had a few minutes of conversation with Charles Barkley, who's promoting the American Century Championship golf tournament he headlines ever year. More » -
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Sir Charles Continues To Be The Most Bulletproof Person In Media
After his audible "pussy" blurt during Saturday night's Inside The NBA broadcast , Charles Barkley was reportedly given a stern talking-to by the suits at the TNT. Of course, that's all he received. More » -
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Watch Charles Barkley Hit A Man In The Neck With A Golf Ball
Memo to celebrity golf tournament spectators: stand at least two miles away from Barkley when he steps up to the tee. [TotalProSports] -
#waxingoff
'Favre Just Dropped An F5,' And Other Observations On Jock-Female Relations
It's time for Waxing Off, the only Internet feature which can tell the time in the U.S., London and Prague. Today's topic; why the rules for dating women seem to be different for top athletes.
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#charlesbarkley
Charles Barkley Wants To Punch Rush Limbaugh
In his first interview since being released from prison on Monday, Charles Barkley talked to WIP radio in Philadelphia, where he quickly noted that Rush Limbaugh has a big ass, and needs to be punched. More » -
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So Much Has Changed While You Were In Prison, Charles
After a harrowing 36 hours in Maricopa County's notorious Tent City lockup, Charles Barkley smells the sweet air of freedom once again. [Atlanta Journal Constitution] -
#duan
Enjoy The Rest Of Your Weekend In Jail
Charles Barkley gave a press conference today from inside the Maricopa County jail, as he began his three-day sentence for drunk driving. Now that's how you enjoy a day off. More » -
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Hallelujah! Barkley's Jail Time Reduced
Charles Barkley will only have to serve three days in Scottsdale's Tent City Jail, not the five days he was originally sentenced to. It's like going camping, really! Except for the pink jumpsuit. [TMZ] -
#charlesbarkley
Barkley Draws 5-10 (Days) In The Big House (With Update)
So as we learned yesterday, Charles Barkley has pleaded guilty to DUI charges in Scottsdale. He was sentenced to 10 days in the cooler, and should be eligible for parole around March 26. More » -
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Barkley Will Do Time In The Slammer
The question is, will he be incarcerated in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's prison, which means pink underwear, bedtime stories and baloney sandwiches? [TMZ] -
#nba
Charles Barkley Is Sober, Rested, and Ready
It's official: Charles Barkley will be in the TNT studio on Thursday night! Now I can finally end my hunger strike. [AZ Republic] -
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The Imminent Return Of Charles Barkley
The Round Mound Of BJ Hound will return to his rightful place in the TNT analyst chair after NBA All-Star weekend. [SI] -
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T-Mobile Drops Barkley; Adjust Your Fave 5 Accordingly
It's one thing to get "suspended" by TNT, but now they're messing with his real livelihood. T-Mobile has cut ties with Charles Barkley. More » -
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Charles Barkley Being Given Some Quiet Time Away From TNT
TNT has conveniently dropped the news that Charles Barkley will be taking some time off from its NBA broadcasts while he deals with all his "legal and personal issues" stemming from the DUI/blow job mess. More »
