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#mlb Click here to read Ozzie Guillen's Apple Did Not Fall Far From The Tree

Ozzie Guillen's Apple Did Not Fall Far From The Tree

The manager's 24-year-old son, Oney, "resigned" from the White Sox video department because of his rogue Twitter account, but his mom cleared it all up with the GM. It's gonna be a good year on the South Side. [FoxSports/Sun-Times/Yahoo; Pic]
#2010mlbpreviews

Chicago White Sox: Non-Performance Is No Indicator Of Future Results

Click here to read Chicago White Sox: Non-Performance Is No Indicator Of Future Results
Will Leitch will be previewing/musing on every baseball team each weekday until the start of the season. You can pre-order his book and follow him on Twitter. Today: The Chicago White Sox. More »
#mlb Click here to read No Early Termination For Ozzie, Reinsdorf

No Early Termination For Ozzie, Reinsdorf

Happy 74th birthday, Jerry Reinsdorf! What do you have to say to him, Ozzie? "As soon as he dies, I'll get the fuck out." And he didn't even need Twitter to say it! [Sun-Times]
#mlb Click here to read Ozzie Guillen's Twitter Is Spectacular, Controversial

Ozzie Guillen's Twitter Is Spectacular, Controversial

Twitter was invented for people like Ozzie, whose brains are relatively unfiltered in the first place. And while he hasn't done anything wrong yet, White Sox management are understandably nervous. More »
#fjm Click here to read The Exception That Proves Exactly Nothing

The Exception That Proves Exactly Nothing

One of our favorite gambits here at FJM is the old "use the exception that proves the rule to yell at someone for not thinking the exception is the rule" gambit. More »
#mlb Click here to read White Sox Trade Jim Thome, Throw In The Towel

White Sox Trade Jim Thome, Throw In The Towel

The White Sox, losers of four in a row, have fallen six games behind the division-leading Tigers. And since it's now September, there's really no point in trying anymore. Time to start shedding contracts and call it a season. More »
#mlb Click here to read Crappy White Sox Tickets No One Wanted Are Now Expensive Keepsakes

Crappy White Sox Tickets No One Wanted Are Now Expensive Keepsakes

Maybe you didn't see Mark Buehrle twirl a perfect game live, but now, thanks to the glories of American commerce and the indifference of Sox fans, you can buy an unsold ticket from that day and pretend you did. [Ticketmaster]
#mlb Click here to read Kenny Williams' No Good, Very Bad Day

Kenny Williams' No Good, Very Bad Day

First, the White Sox GM finds a moldering, $60 million fourth outfielder on waivers. Then he gets popped in Seattle for jaywalking. Only one of these things is criminally stupid. More »
#whyyourstadiumsucks

Why Your Stadium Sucks: U.S. Cellular Field

This is a weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The Chicago White Sox's U.S. Cellular Field. More »
#mlb Click here to read I Know Steve Bartman And This Man Is No Steve Bartman

I Know Steve Bartman And This Man Is No Steve Bartman

See this fan? He almost grabbed the ball that DeWayne Wise caught to save Mark Buehrle's perfect game. He should feel, really, really, really bad. [Washington Times]
#mlb Click here to read You Are Sort Of There For Buehrle's Perfect Game

You Are Sort Of There For Buehrle's Perfect Game

An unemployed blogger provides an on-the-scene report from Mark Buehrle's perfect game. Well, as on-the-scene as you can get from the top of the bleachers. [Tremendous Upside Potential]
#mlb Click here to read Mark Buehrle Didn't Pitch Much Out Of The Stretch Today

Mark Buehrle Didn't Pitch Much Out Of The Stretch Today

Isn't it nice to have an actual sports story to cover? After the jump, we'll break down Mark Buehrle's perfect game in pictures, numbers, and ritual sacrifices. More »
#mlb Click here to read What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?

What Did Jim Parque Do Wrong Again?

Former White Sox pitcher Jim Parque has a very lengthy mea culpa in the Chicago Sun-Times today, apologizing to his teammates, family, the entire sporting world, several deities, and his barber, because he took HGH for a month in 2003. More »
#mlb Click here to read Big Leaguers Just Wanna Use Gordon Beckham's Love Tonight

Big Leaguers Just Wanna Use Gordon Beckham's Love Tonight

Everyone wants a piece of Gordon Beckham. And by everyone, I mean, of course, the throngs of Chicago women wearing his T-shirt jersey and his fellow big leaguers who are copping his swoon-worthy at-bat music. More »
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William Ligue's Son Still Proud He Beat Up That First Base Coach

Click here to read William Ligue's Son Still Proud He Beat Up That First Base Coach
They say it's important to live without regret. And one thing Young Bill Ligue does not regret is thrashing an old man on the field at Comiskey Park when he was 15. You just can't manufacture those kinds of memories. More »
#deadspinclassic Click here to read Deadspin Classic: A Disco Inferno

Deadspin Classic: A Disco Inferno

In an alternate universe, Deadspin's archives would cover the whole scope of human history. Occasionally, we like to revisit those timeless moments that we would have written about, if only we could have. Today: The night disco died. More »
#mlb Click here to read Oh, The Things We Could Demolish Today

Oh, The Things We Could Demolish Today

Thirty years ago today was the death of disco at Comiskey Park. A wacky promotion turned into Woodstock '79 as tens of thousands of rock and roll purists stormed the field. More »
#mlb Click here to read Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson

Bartolo Colon "Found," Still Mourning Michael Jackson

There's no visual evidence of Bartolo Colon's whereabouts—NASA is working on it—but the White Sox say he will pitch tonight. His "disappearance" was really just an aversion to phones and an inability to cope with MJ's passing. More »
#mlb Click here to read Have You Seen This Fat Guy?

Have You Seen This Fat Guy?

The White Sox seemed to have lost something. It's about six feet high, 250 pounds (roughly), and occasionally has trouble locating its curveball. Oh, and it's scheduled to start tonighttomorrow so if you've seen a Bartolo Colon anywhere, please call. More »
#mlb Click here to read Ozzie Guillen Not Helping North-South Side Relations

Ozzie Guillen Not Helping North-South Side Relations

It's time for another round of every Chicago baseball fan's favorite game, "Guess The Deleted Expletive In Ozzie Guillen's Anti-Cubs Rant." Or for bonus fun, just make up a word and get an even better quote. More »
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