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more about #china more comments → Bucket O' Hatorade: I'm writing in Bison Dele under the assumption he can make it back to shore by Feb 2010. more » BruschisBrewsky: And yet, my movement to get all white people to vote for Brian Scalabrine goes unfulfilled. more » Jefferson Tardship: "Yes, McGrady could make his season debut at the All-Star Game." What, does he have AIDS or something? more » Karlifornia: This is a sour splash of pee-pee to the Coke that is the NBA All-Star Game more » alftime: Don't blame me, I voted for Penny Hardaway. more » Jayhawk Marley: "Die Dead Enough"? What, were the links to "A Tout Le Mond" and "Crush 'Em (Jock Mix)" down? Jeez. more » Shakey: PUT DOWN THE THESAURUS BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT. more » Steve U: Am I really the only one who was somewhat amused by these? more » cookierojas: I don't know what the fuck this is all about but I do know this; the Rockettes kick ass. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Shouldn't this be covered in red ink? more » Trot Nixons Hat: So is it just me, or is anyone else having trouble seeing exactly what the point of this was? This is what I've got so far: 1) China had an awesome ... more » Boobie_Miles: Jesus fucking Christ you are a terrible fucking writer. Maybe. MAYBE you are suited for Jezebel, but you are absolutely fucking terrible in every fu... more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "The Chinese people, by contrast, hold an innate reverence for numbers." This was the line of my speech that brought down the house at the Society Fo... more » BruschisBrewsky: This has got to be a whiskey-fueled nightmare. more » SuperFrankieLampard: the counterpoint is moe. of course it is. and how exactly is this a counterpoint? it's more like point-another unrelated point. more » -
#nba
Your Voting Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad
The early All-Star balloting numbers are in, and it looks like another year of the usual suspects: Kobe, LeBron, D-Wade, T-Mac...*record scratch* More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Where's (The Great) Waldo?
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#counterpoint
Why Obama's Olympic Loss Is Freedom's Gain
No surprise here: the simpering cultural sycophants of the granola media are declaring the Obamajunta's disastrous loss of the Olympics bid a victory for bossa nova music and that poor man's Hugo Chavez. How quaint! More » -
#whimsy
Fire! Fire! Fire!
If you've got a javelin lodged in your leg, what do you do? If you're the Chinese, you burn it! [Daily Star] -
#riots
Chinese Basketball Fans Riot Because Player Is Too Tall
China's Dream Basketball League has a height limit—no one over 6'2" is allowed. But one oversized trickster tried to sneak his way in and basically brought the league to its knees. More » -
#brettfavre
Bears Fans In China Delight In Favrefreude
Fake malls in China sell everything, from pearls of all sorts to No. 4 Vikings jerseys for $16. Oh, those poor diehards in Shanghai, new owners of some high-quality threads. They're in for quite the surprise.(PHOTO: Adam Minter) [MinnPost] -
#olympics
Breaking: The Olympics Are A Gigantic Waste Of Money
Beijing's 91,000-seat Olympic stadium costs $9 million a year to maintain, but will host only one event—an opera—in 2009 and will eventually be turned into a mall. I hope it has a Sbarro! [LA Times] -
#whimsy
Here's To You, NFL. Love, China
What if a football column co-written by Peter and Larry King came to life, but took the form of an odd middle-aged Chinese man who likes to drink? More » -
