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more about #chriscooley more comments → allyzay: OK I know it's bad form to reference the unapproved comments but jesus lord in heaven the unapproved comments on this are great. What is it about peop... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Because I ripped... my pants. more » StuScott Booyahs: *stands up and applauds* As a Redskins fan, I couldn't agree more. Fuck DC and its fans. more » J. Henry Waugh: Re: #4 - That's not the way we used to do things when I was part of the burgundy and gold. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Best Foo Fighters song ever. No arguing. more » FozzieBear: The one fashionable area of town, Adams Morgan You don't really go out much, do you? more » DGonSouthCap: Some of #1 may be true (Adams Morgan is what blows, the roads were designed that way to impede foreign invaders, and Tysons Corner doesn't have an apo... more » Kid Canada: "You like that Republican cock?" My kid cousin got this exact text message from Mark Foley. more » Bobby Big Wheel: You mention the traffic, but not the idiocy of local drivers? More than once I've seen a guy pull into an intersection to make a left hand turn, and e... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: every seat at FedEx Field should have a giant plastic dildo sticking out of it You'd think they want to use someone from their own team, not Tom Coug... more » roland_t_flakfizer: DC is also home to The Beltway, Tyson's Corner, and Rockville Pike. That's three of the most agonizing places to drive in the United States, all clust... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: All of them wear Madras shorts with blazers in the summer, and all of them deserve to taste your fucking fury. I can see them now and my rage is bui... more » Rob Iracane: You'd figure that in a four-team division, any given team could finish first at least once every ten years. Not so much. more » Gourmet Spud: ...you'll wish you had giant hands the size of Dave Grohl's in the "Everlong" video, so that you can choke them all. That's what Spree said! more » Civil Negligence: Finally! Some lesbian porn on Deadspin! more » -
#nfl
Chris Cooley Opens Up About Jim Zorn And Other Things
"He does not like short shorts; I was directly made aware of that. But it's not like he's a jerk about it. He'll just talk to you." [Washingtonian] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Washington Redskins
Some people are fans of the Washington Redskins and Chris Cooley's wife. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Redskins. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#deadspinhof
Deadspin HOF Nominee: Crossing Pattern Dong
The Deadspin Hall of Fame is not just for individuals: It is for themes, for common bonds, for lasting memes ... for dongs. More » -
#chriscooley
Chris Cooley Forced To Talk To NFL Shrink For Accidental Penis-Showing Incident
Unwittingly revealing your junk to the world is awful, but then having to go through a mandatory psychiatric evaluation because of it, only adds to the humiliation. That's what happened to Chris Cooley. More » -
#chriscooley
Chris Cooley's New Web Reality Show Looks Tremendous
It looks incredibly entertaining, but it also seems to have a distinctive "Reality Bites" vibe. Hopefully, they'll put Chris, Tanner, and their respective spouses on a cartoon pizza. Fuck you, water hole. [Mister Irrelevant] -
#nfl
Chris Cooley Would Like To Address Those Evil Trade Rumors
Redskins tight end Chris Cooley has taken to his blog (and his Facebook status) to let the world know that he's not getting traded. Especially not to Cleveland. Barf. More » -
#chriscooley
Chris Cooley's Big Fight-Night Date With Alexander Ovechkin Gets Ruined By Overzealous Fans
"I do have a new favorite fan encounter though. It goes something like this "Just shake my hand! Cooley! Just a fucking handshake! Please! Cooley! I'll just wait, whenever your ready. Just a handshake." [ChrisCooley'sBlog] -
#2008shoty
SHOTY Elite Eight: Chris Cooley Vs. Erin Andrews
To be honest, I'm a little surprised by this matchup: Caitlin Davis seemed to have solid upset potential, and Erin Andrews ... well, I guess you can't underestimate the power of the sideboob. More » -
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#2008shoty
SHOTY First Round: Dana Jacobson Vs. Erin Andrews
It's the final first round matchup, and it's a fun one, methinks. Ah, if only these two pictures could somehow be combined. Anyway, this is the last time with a new matchup. So everybody vote. Yes, please, Facebook people too. More » -
#2008shoty
SHOTY First Round: Chris Cooley Vs. Caitlin Davis
Just two more first-round matchups until we reach the Elite Eight. We haven't had any truly close matchups yet, though it's early. Today, it's Hot Pants/ Naked Playbook Guy Vs. Hot Pants / Goofy Facebook Lady. More »
