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more about #chrismortensen more comments → Stev D: This is all in good fun until Jeanne Zelasko is shot outside of the Source Awards. more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Wait, that's not the Alfred E. Neuman bus? more » Stev D: TJ The Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder is reporting that Larry Fitzgerald is the best wide reciever ever. /TJ more » Civil Negligence: Don't close the book on MortenWerder just yet. You don't really think Favre is done, do you? Will he coach or go into TV? Will he retire as a Packer... more » Hatey McLife: Anonymous sources close to the Titans Eavesdropping at Kerry Collins' AA meeting, doesn't make you close to the titans. more » ClintonPortishead: Only a matetr of time until Mort blows the lid off of Kerry Collins', Vince Young's, and Patrick Ramsey's dog-fighting operations. more » Old No.7: Is Mort's wife Troy Aikman? more » ArkansasFred: The Tennessee Bureau of Tourism just ordered an emergency shipment of Mort novelty license plates. more » ClintonPortishead: Chris Mortensen reports that his son is a 6'5", 230 lb African-American with 4.25 speed, who can do 55 bench reps of 275 and comes from a long line of... more » UkraineNotWeak: Fresh meat for Vince!! more » Gourmet Spud: Son of Mort! Son of Mort! more » Brazil Thrill: Tennessee originally wanted to make Alex Mortensen their third-string QB; unfortunately, he was beat at the last moment by Mike Glazer, Jay Glazer's son. more » ScientificMapp: 15 years ago, Anonymous under-the-bed sources said that daddy sometimes got mad when he drank too much scotch and talked about "that god-bleep Berman". more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: His credibility is so tenuous that when he says, "Reporting for ESPN, this is Chris Mortensen," I don't believe him. more » Karlifornia: During a conference call, Mortensen reportedly began a tender rendition of Exiles "Kiss You All Over" for Al Davis. more » -
#mediameltdowns
Jay Glazer Is Ready To Make Mortensen's 2009 NFL Season Miserable
Tough start of the week for Mort. First, ESPN takes away his Twitter freedom. And now he's back at training camp and dealing with this asshole again. Which week do you think Glazer TP's the Mort Mobile? [PFT] -
#mediameltdowns
Sources: With Favre's Decision, ESPN Will Have To Turn Elsewhere For Worthless Scoops
One of the many tragedies of Brett Favre's non-unretirement is that Ed Werder and Chris Mortensen, ESPN's Woodward and Bernstein of the small-bore, will no longer be feverishly working their anonymous sources for the world's most trivial Favre scoops. More » -
#nfl
Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
Anonymous sources close to the Titans have told ESPN's Chris Mortensen that the team signed Arkansas fourth-string QB Alex Mortensen as an undrafted free agent. His own son did not return calls requesting comment. [ArkansasBusiness] -
#nfl
Breaking (Not Really): Chris Mortensen Told The Raiders He Was Sorry (Really)
Remember when Mort refused to call the Raiders to confirm that they were being sold? Yeah, he quietly apologized because he was wrong. (And the story was also not true, apparently.) [TFTDS] -
#nfl
Chris Mortensen And Oakland Raiders Are Having The Biggest Fight Ever
The most important facet of any relationship is communication, and ESPN's crack football writer and the NFL's angriest franchise are apparently lacking in that department. More » -
