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more about #clintonportis more comments → DanteCalabriasInferno: Cue unleashing of dragon. more » JustinSane07: No Rodman jokes? For shame, Deadspin commenters. For shame. more » Stev D: Until he gives acerbic, but loving relationship advice to his dowdy female friend- he's not gay. more » David Hume: "...I dyed my hair blond. You know, it wasn't an attention seeker. I actually was out of the country..." "I went to Greece, actually. It was great ... more » Kid Canada: Tim Hardaway just picked Portis #1 overall in his fantasy football draft. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Those sons of bitches are still around!?! -MeteorMan more » HernandezStache: The fuck's a Sisquo? more » ArkansasFred: I don't think there's a woman in the United States of America that would say I'm gay. Really? What about all the dudes you've blown? What do they h... more » Gourmet Spud: Sorry, Clinton, but we refuse to accept you're not gay until we can see if you dyed the pubes as well. WHO'S WITH ME? more » Starburied: ClintonPortis(Gives)head? more » ScientificMapp: You know, he's right. I asked my blind 93-year-old grandmother, and she said, "Clinton Portis? Oh God yeah, he's all man." Then she fanned herself t... more » NordoftheBlings: "...and these half-shaved eyebrows? These are landing strips for the entire female population to sit on my face. They know what I'm talking about." more » Fuzzy Dunlop: The lady doth protest too much. Oh crap, I quoted Shakespeare. Does that make me gay? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I won't believe him until he publicly bangs Richard Jefferson's ex-fiancee. more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: "The Natural" Butch Reed sees no problem with this. more » -
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Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
The intrepid Dan Steinberg is once again wandering around Redskins training camp and in his quest for gold, he struck oil instead by tapping the fertile mind of Clinton Portis about that Sisquo hairstyle he sported earlier this offseason. More » -
#choochoo
Clinton Portis Is Happily Weird Again
Via DC Sports Bog, which was invented for this very thing, it's Clinton Portis' newest "character." It's "Choo-Choo." We don't know what it means, and we don't care. It's like the final season of "Arrested Development;" not as inspired as the first go-arounds, but we're all just grateful it's back, nevertheless. -
