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more about #college more comments → Stev D: Apparently he was out sick the day we had that assembly where we learned that violence is totally uncool. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: So...is Reilly's latest 500 column up about this yet? more » Artie Fufkin: I am positive his life would have been much better if he had gone by Larry. more » sir_pantsalot: Every time a former player of the Huskies teams from the mid 90's are put behind bars society becomes much safer. -If I had to live in Nebraska I migh... more » Kid Canada: Phillips never had a chance once you consider who his mother is. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: It's like I always say: never trust a guy with one singular and one pluralized first name. more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: If only he'd run his girlfriend over with his Bentley instead of throwing her down the steps, he'd probably be in Bengals training camp this week. more » UpstateUnderdog: "The good news is that the latest choking victim says they're still dating." She sounds like she really knows how to make well thought out decisions. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He is beyond "three strikes" now If he played for Colorado, he would get a fifth down as well. more » ScientificMapp: Has anyone already said that Carl Joseph's shoe should be in a museum? more » Hatey McLife: I bet that bull wished there was a one-legged man around for motivation before the '92 Miss. St/Texas game. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: He was able to continue playing thanks to scientific advancements such as phantom cortizone. more » Hatey McLife: You see, white people have names like "Lenny" whereas one-legged black high school football Hall of Famers have names like "Carl". more » Weed Against Speed: Imagine Carl Joseph and Heather Mills fucking. Now imagine a horse riding an elephant. Now what is the first number that comes to mind? Eleven, right?... more » StuScott Booyahs: Carl Joseph originally had two legs, but on the last game of the season with his team on the verge of making the playoffs, he tore his ACL. Instead of... more » -
#nfl
The Long Strange Sad Journey Of Lawrence Phillips
Former Nebraska/NFL running back Lawrence Phillips was convicted of seven felony charges yesterday and faces up to 25 years in prison, but he's already in jail, serving a 10-year sentence for another crime. How did it come to this? More » -
#highschoolsports
Carl Joseph Elected To Florida High School Athletic Association Hall Of Fame
Which we probably wouldn't mention, except that the guy played football on one leg, with no prosthetic. [Pittsburgh Sports And Mini Ponies] -
#duan
A Deeply, Deeply Flawed BCS Bingo Card
The computers had "unofficial first down line" in the top right hand corner, and "Big 12 championship tiebreaker" went undefeated in the regular season. Regardless, neither will be participating in one of the 24 spots on this bingo sheet for tonight's live blog. More » -
