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    Kid Canada: Say what you will about the internet, but I will be damned if I will let this old geezer sully the reputation of public bathroom humour. more »
    David Hume: I feel shame, embarrassment, resentment and resounding ennui knowing that my work will forever be overshadowed by the author of the Home Depot restroo... more »
    Gourmet Spud: "The internet is like a Jonas Bros. concert; fun to be a part of, but only if you can do so anonymously." more »
    Rock, Flag and Eagle: I wonder what Corky thinks of gloryholes. more »
    Civil Negligence: I think of the literature on the Internet in the same way that I think of the literature on the walls of public bathrooms. Does that make Deadspin the... more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Larry Craig would like to know about these public restrooms and what these naughty, nasty boys have been writing. more »
    PolishMafia: I, like Corky, do enjoy the high class literature public bathroom walls provide. To wit: Some come here to read and write.Some come here to wonder.I c... more »
    Katni: Maybe if he'd take the leap to 56K instead of that pokey old 28K, he might feel differently. more »
    Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: He then went on to describe the onion on his belt. more »
    Artie Fufkin: The bad news is, this guy is probably hitting on my grandma at the home in AZ. The good news is, when he gets senile, I will fill out his ballot. Albi... more »
    Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'm too old, and my skin is too thick, and I'm a stubborn old mule from Missouri What an ass... more »
    I Party With Smoot: I don't know about you guys, but I refuse to fuck with a man who can fit his wholoe hand inside his ear. more »
    100percentinjuryrate: Rickey thinks the Internet smells like roses. more »
    Doyle McPoyle: So by my calculations, I have finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a ninja turtle. more »
    P. Escobar, Jets Fan: via Western Union telegraph, one presumes You're wrong. It was the Pony Express, but only because his messenger pigeon refused to relocate to Arizona ... more »
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    Corky Strikes Back: 'The Internet Is Like A Sewer ...'

    The Hall of Fame voting comes out in a couple of hours, so it's only appropriate that we check in with our old friend Corky Simpson, the writer who did not vote for Rickey Henderson. More »
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    Ancient Journalist Apologizes For Chasing Rickey Henderson Off Of His Lawn

    Retired Tucson Citizen columnist Corky Simpson says he's very sorry for leaving Rickey Henderson off of his Hall of Fame ballot, and also that they've apparently canceled Murder, She Wrote. More »