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more about #crime more comments → Pedro Cuatrocinco: Serves him right for breaking the rules of shotgun. more » Phintastic: Dude, I upgraded from Saga YEARS ago to Playstation...and I'm not even rich. What a douche. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: 4,000-word garbled-satire Moe post about it or it didn't happen. more » sir_pantsalot: Will someone please think of the children? In the past you could get away with something like this if you were playing in the NBA. Today's young thugs... more » Jefferson Tardship: This makes it official: Who Knew? passes Mitch Williams' 3-and-2 Ranch to become the most aptly named pro athlete residence ever. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You have embarassed the name of St. John's Basketball for the last time. /s/ Felipe Lopez Zendon Hamilton more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: He's also guilty of having the best episode of Cribs ever. more » Sandburgh: First he gets in trouble while playing at Florida, then he flips off is motorcycle, now he's convicted of murder. His brothers Roy and Brian would ha... more » Pete Gaines: When domestic violence happens, nobody Nguyens. #shawnemerriman more » MarkKelsosMigraine: These two's amour fou reminds me of Luis Buñuel's film Un chien andalou if it were remade by Brett Ratner for Spike TV. #shawnemerriman more » TT-Zop: Like the saying goes: Don't not do the crime if you can't be willing to pay some whore 250k to shut up #shawnemerriman more » Hatey McLife: Wouldn't the lack of a soul provide the perfect defense against any emotional distress claim? #shawnemerriman more » Phintastic: She did her best work as Tila Ngyuen. I wouldn't mock her bisexuality in those pics, and I probably wouldn't google them at work either. #shawnemerriman more » roland_t_flakfizer: "Here you can see Tila putting her hand down her pants back and to the left. Back... and to the left." #shawnemerriman more » Stev D: If I know my Russian prison tattoos, there's a screw walking around with no eyeballs. #shawnemerriman more » -
#nba
Jayson Williams Saga May Finally Be Over
According to the AP, Jayson Williams (yes, that one) has accepted a plea deal that will send him to jail for at least 18 months for the accidental shooting of Costas Christofi in 2002. More » -
#crime
Tila Tequila Not Finished With Shawne Merriman Yet
The D.A. wouldn't prosecute Merriman for assaulting the TV "personality," but she can still sue him for assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress. Oh, you better believe you haven't heard the last of this. [TMZ] -
#collegefootball
Two Of Three Tennessee Robbers Kicked Off Team
Nu'Keese Richardson and Mike Edwards have been "permanently dismissed" from Tennessee's football team after being arrested for armed robbery last week. (No decision on teammate Janzen Jackson.) So that's the quickest way to squander a football scholarship. [GoVolsXtra] -
#nhl
Hockey Player's Attempted Murder Conviction Just A Hilarious Case Of Mistaken Identity
Sportsnet.ca has an epic interview with fresh-out-of-prison former Blues player Mike Danton, who says he didn't hire an assassin to kill his former coach/mentor, David Frost. He was really trying to kill his father. Totally different situation! [Sportsnet, via RiverfrontTimes] -
#whimsy
Mario, Luigi Wanted For Assault, Battery
Super Mario Kart is the greatest sports game of all time; if you disagree, you are a Communist. That's why I bring you warning that the game is much uglier when translated into real life. More » -
#collegefootball
Former Penn State Player Suing School After Rape Charges Dropped
Two years ago, Penn State running back Austin Scott was arrested and kicked off the football team when he was accused of rape. Seven months later, the case was dropped, but not soon enough to save his NFL career. Oops! More » -
#gymnastics
Florida Gymnast Lets Boyfriend Turn Her Apartment Into Weapons Cache
A University of Florida gymnast was arrested yesterday after police discovered "a safe, nine shotguns or rifles and two computers" in her apartment, all of which were stolen by her totally awesome boyfriend. More » -
#running
Run For Your Life At The Baltimore Marathon!
Today's Baltimore Marathon route passed with one block of 13 different crime scenes where city residents were murdered in 2009. Alphonce Yatich from Kenya and Iulia Arkhipova from Kyrgyzstan were the only survivors. [Baltimore Sun via Bob's Blitz] -
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#mlb
Arch Criminals Make Off With Baltimore's Only Memory Of Cal Ripken Jr.
How bad has crime become in Baltimore now that The Wire is off the air? Hooligans pilfered a three-foot high aluminum number "8" from Camden Yards last week. Now no one in the city can count to nine. More » -
#nfl
Harrison Accuser Dies From Gunshot Wounds
Dwight Dixon, the man who accused Marvin Harrison of shooting him back in 2008, was shot again this July and never regained consciousness. He died on Friday. No charges have been filed in either case. [Philly Daily News] -
#nascar
NASCAR Fans Love Their Drivers, Love Bank Robberies
Racing fans are so dedicated to their favorite drivers that they won't even remove their easily identifiable NASCAR merchandise before committing bank robberies. There's an epidemic of high-octane felonies, but ironically, the getaway cars aren't that fast. [All Left Turns] -
#undesirables
Vancouver Wary Of MMA "Gangsters"
This is the best news lede of the month: "The potential for an Ultimate Fighting Championship event to draw undesirable gangsters to downtown Vancouver is real, say police." So should we just hand over our wallets and women now? More » -
#outrage
Andrea Peyser Shocked By Arrogant Athlete Tweets
Hah, just like how Moe and I are editing Deadspin today, the New York Post today let outrage queen columnist and sex goddess Andrea Peyser write a sports column! Sort of. More » -
#mlb
Donnie Baseball Has One Screwed Up Family
Need some proof that class isn't genetic? Don Mattingly's son (far left, not a recent photo) was arrested after shoving his mother, then spitting on her. At least now he can inherit the "Hit Man" nickname? More » -
#crime
And By Fix Your TV, I Mean Have Sex With You
High school baseball coach busted for soliciting a prostitute, tells police he was just there to repair her television. Bonus: award winning mugshot! [St. Pete Times] -
#arturogatti
Autopsy Concludes Gatti Is Dead, Little Else
Just when you thought a retired athlete could be killed by by a scorned paramour, and that would be the end of the story, comes a report out of Brazil that answers no questions, but generates plenty of new headlines. More » -
#adampacmanjones
Adam Jones "Makin' It Rain": The Video (NSFW)
We compared the Las Vegas Journal Review's massive feature on the Minxx strip club incident to the Warren Report, but now we finally have the Zapruder Film. Video (that's probably not safe work) of Adam "Pacman" Jones making it rain. More » -
#nhl
It Could Have Been More Embarrassing. It Could Have Been A Lane Bryant
Former NHL enforcer Chris "Knuckles" Nilan busted for stealing a swimsuit from Lord & Taylor. Actual quote: "I just wanted to save a few bucks." [Patriot Ledger] -
#adampacmanjones
The "Pacman" Jones Strip Club Shooting Gets Its Warren Report
The Las Vegas Review-Journal has launched a massive three-part investigation into the strip club incident that cost Adam Jones a year of football and another man his ability to walk. Oh, the things we have seen .... More » -
#crime
Little League Coach Teaches Fundamentals Of Breaking And Entering
A Little League coach in Washington State was arrested for burglary after enlisting kids from his team—including his own son—to help him break into an empty shop. The haul? Overhead lights and bolts. What a mastermind. More »
