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more about #dallas more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Who... more » Bucket O' Hatorade: You'll be missed Holliday.Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out! #sarcasm #watercoolerfodder more » ripsh: You need to take that picture down. Those are nice girls and do not need to be associated with a headline about whores, despite your disclaimer. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: "Slovenia is apparently a wholly separate country from Slovakia." Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder more » I Party With Smoot: Your clear number one involves double penetration After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder more » UkraineNotWeak: "Are youse girls the hookahs?" #watercoolerfodder more » Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up. more » Silent Q: I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall. John Walsh's ears are burning. more » ClintonPortishead: Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's go... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Nothing says winner like an anklet. more » ScientificMapp: It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year. more » Weed Against Speed: Nice shorts, fucktard. more » Silent Q: he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them. more » Hatey McLife: I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99. more » -
#watercoolerfodder
Whores Are Coming To Dallas
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#dallas
Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. More » -
#soccer
Punching A Crippled Child Will Not Get Your Soccer Ball Back
A 23-year-old woman in a dispute over a soccer ball with a wheelchair-bound 13-year-old boy at a children's hospital, slugged him right in the medical halo that was screwed into his skull. That's at least a yellow card, right? [DMN] -
#nfl
Terrell Owens Jealous Of Romo-Witten Sleepovers
Wait, a second ... Terrell Owens isn't happy in Dallas? I am surprised to hear that because this is completely new information. More »
