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more about #dallascowboys more comments → David Hume: In a related story, Ryan Leaf was arrested early Thursday morning for 'autographing' a small snowbank outside of Buckshot Biff's Bar and Grill in Boze... more » istealllamas: They're just sad 'cause they wanted Peyton's autograph instead. more » DirkToberFest: When Bradie James gets really pissed off, he goes from playing like Bradie James to playing like Chris Claiborne. Giants beware. more » MattinglysSideburns: Plaster has never been so disrespected! Annie Le disagrees. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Curiously, he signed it "Ozymandius," not "Eli." more » AzureTexan: Dallas cornerback Orlando Scandrick was also dismayed to find these words etched on a lockerroom stall: "He who is valiant and pure of spirit . . . m... more » UkraineNotWeak: "Plaster has never been so disrespected." At least not since The Plaster Caster decided to immortalize Grand Funk Railroad back in the 70s. more » Phintastic: I'm just impressed that he can sign his name so perfectly backwards. more » ClueHeywood: Jerry Jones looks surprised at the uproar. more » ClintonPortishead: Shawn Kemp just really, really respects alimony checks. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Let's not forget that Irvin started this by doing the same thing when Scores opened. more » Gourmet Spud: He's also suspected of leaving this graffitti in the bathroom stall: "For a wholesome, pressure-free time, don't call 555-2842, because I'm happily m... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: 12-6-09: We kicked your behinds and this note on the visiting locker room wall will remind you for all eternity! /s/ Wade Phillips more » Civil Negligence: Can Deadspin get a quack to analyze that signature too? more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Lighten up, guys. more » -
#nfl
Having Eli Manning's Autograph More Humiliating Than Losing To Eli Manning
In the catalog of manufactured outrage, it's hard to think of a dumber example than Dallas players somehow being angry at Eli Manning for signing a wall in the new Cowboys Stadium. Plaster has never been so disrespected! More » -
#weekendwinner
Tony Romo Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Tony Romo, who won the weekend by not making a complete spectacle of himself. When no one notices you, you're probably doing your job right. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Bandwagon Is Actually A Nissan Truck (STILL MORE UPDATES)
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#nfl
Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
"Two years ago the Giants were in trouble," Jones said. "It was also absolutely expected that something was going to happen with the coach....Well, that same year they won the Super Bowl....This is a long, long journey." [DMN] -
#nflhotw
NFL Highlight Of The Week: Touchdown, Big Boy
Because the NFL has such a stingy rebroadcast policy, we've decided to recreate the week's best highlight using a white gerbil, a tree frog and actual game audio. Suspend disbelief. More » -
#nfl
Tony Romo: Not A Complete Idiot
As someone who has his competence challenged on a regular basis, I sympathize with Tony Romo. Luckily, unlike Romo, I've been spared the indignity of having to issue a press release to confirm that I know how to count. More » -
#nfl
Did Tony Romo Forget How To Count To Four?
Watching the Dallas Cowboys run the same failed play two times in a row probably confused a lot of their fans, but it might have been their quarterback who was confused about how many downs he had left. More » -
#nsfw
Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
Some of you who follow my infrequently updated Twitter account may have seen a report from a friend about a video of two people doing the North Texas rumpy-pump in the bathroom at the MNF game. It has arrived. (NSFW) More » -
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#nfl
Cowboys Repent For "Party Pass" Hell (Sort Of)
We reported on the special circle of hell the Cowboys reserved for their Party Pass holders on Sunday. Almost a week later, Jerry Jones is finally owning up to the mayhem which, in Jerry's defense, made the record books. More » -
#nfl
How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
All you haterz out there who predicted that selling 30,000 standing room tickets for Cowboy games would turn their new stadium into a lawless Thunderdome? Yeah, you were completely right. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron
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#nfl
Cowboys Could Set Attendance Record, Still Get Blacked Out
The Cowboys have sold over 20,000 standing-room tickets for their official stadium opener Sunday and have a shot to break the NFL attendance record....if only they can can convince a few people to buy actual seats. More » -
#nfl
The Cowboys Scoreboard Punter Drinking Game
You don't need a reason to drink this weekend, but you may need a reason to watch a 49ers-Cowboys preseason game that doesn't include "it was the only thing the sheriff would let me watch from the holding cell." More » -
#nfl
Cowboys Stadium Offers Valuable Seating Behind This Brick Wall
We've already covered the new Cowboys Stadium's opulent luxury, from the $40 million scoreboard to the $60 pizzas. How about $75 seats where you can only see one-third of the playing field? Thank you, Jerry Jones for all your blessings! More » -
#nfl
Moving Jerry's Big TV Wouldn't Be Cheap
According to Chris Mortensen's source with the Cowboys, raising the 72' high video screen would cost a minimum of $2 million (or 33,333 pizzas). No worries, Jerry Jones was already considering raising it to accommodate a U2 concert. [ESPN] -
#nfl
Cowboys' Massive New Stadium Not Big Enough To Play Football In
Jerry Jones (and Texas taxpayers) spent $1.2 billion constructing an opulent state-of-the-art multi-use arena that's perfect for concerts, soccer matches, trade shows, Promise Keepers rallies, and even football games—provided that you don't allow either team to punt. More » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Dallas Cowboys
Some people are fans of the Dallas Cowboys. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Dallas Cowboys. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Eyes Of Texas Are Upon You
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
Coach Who Said Hitler Was A Good Leader Wants To Run For Congress
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
The Answer Is None. None More Black
Athletes want to be musicians. Maybe they're not getting enough groupies on their day job, but the urge for a player to also be a troubadour seems overwhelming.OftentimesEvery time, it's a failure (I'm looking at you, Deion). More »
