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more about #danrooney more comments → Chamomiles Davis: It's good to know this administration won't make the mistake of letting ambassadors ,a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30389">appoint th... more » HockeyMountain: Emmit Smith has thrown his name into the ring as the ambassador to Swayzeland more » Chamomiles Davis: And now, young Skywalker... you will die. more » Hatey McLife: I hope Obama doesn't nominate Robert Reich's grandson to be ambassador to Germany. more » The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon: Oh, Rick, I love it when you use topical humor. It's like...reading a blog...about Murphy Brown. more » Jefferson Tardship: In return, Obama is guaranteed an interview for the Bears' coaching job as soon as Lovie Smith is fired. more » Matt Sussman: Not so sure about this nomination. The president didn't even consider a minority candidate. more » ClintonPortishead: Al Davis' appointment as ambassador to Transylvania hit a procedural snag when Raiders officials' discovered his birth certificate had technically bee... more » ClueHeywood: Big Ben is confused because Mr. Rooney doesn't speak Irish. more » Doyle McPoyle: Well I'll be fookin' Jay-sus. more » Brazil Thrill: The President should have chosen a more notorious sports figure with Irish ties, like Shaquille O'Neal or Tracy McGrady. more » ArkansasFred: Jerome Bettis is really hoping the Senate confirms his appointment as ambassador to BigMacistan. more » Blast it, Biggs: Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief. more » Katni: Oh, good. And here I was afraid that Andy Rooney would run out of things to bitch about. more » Sports-Pun: Ed O'Bannon: Screwed again. more » -
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Happy St. Patty's Day, Dan Rooney
President Obama nominates Steelers owner Dan Rooney as the U.S. ambassador to Ireland. They should love Steely McBeam over there. [Boston Globe]
