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more about #dansteinberg more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Wow. His chances of playing for the Nats this season were ony 5:1. more » Blast it, Biggs: Here's more math from his egghead friend That "friend" has a name, buddy! more » Steve U: I'm not the only one who checked their math while planning to make a snarky comment if they were wrong . . . right? more » StuScott Booyahs: a Nationals fan who saw 19 home games for D.C.'s awful baseball team this year In Detroit, Lions fans thank their lucky stars. Just kidding, there a... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: why split hairs? Because it keeps Nick Arrojo in business. Fabulous business! /what not to wear'd more » ArkansasFred: The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life Washington parking enforcement already does! /regional //has been booted multiple times ... more » Weed Against Speed: The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life For a reward? more » DanteCalabriasInferno: Cue unleashing of dragon. more » JustinSane07: No Rodman jokes? For shame, Deadspin commenters. For shame. more » Stev D: Until he gives acerbic, but loving relationship advice to his dowdy female friend- he's not gay. more » David Hume: "...I dyed my hair blond. You know, it wasn't an attention seeker. I actually was out of the country..." "I went to Greece, actually. It was great ... more » Kid Canada: Tim Hardaway just picked Portis #1 overall in his fantasy football draft. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Those sons of bitches are still around!?! -MeteorMan more » HernandezStache: The fuck's a Sisquo? more » ArkansasFred: I don't think there's a woman in the United States of America that would say I'm gay. Really? What about all the dudes you've blown? What do they h... more » -
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The Nationals Should Give This Guy Season Tickets For Life
Great story from Captain Steinberg, still exiled in Bogville, about a Nationals fan who saw 19 home games for D.C.'s awful baseball team this year — and they managed to lose every single one of them. More » -
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Clinton Portis Was Just Experimenting With His Hair Color, Not Dudes, Thank You
The intrepid Dan Steinberg is once again wandering around Redskins training camp and in his quest for gold, he struck oil instead by tapping the fertile mind of Clinton Portis about that Sisquo hairstyle he sported earlier this offseason. More »
