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more about #dariusmiles more comments → uninspired: The Phish sticker on the rear bumper didn't help his case. more » Kid Canada: My grandfather once ordered an Impala over the phone. It came with a lush velour purple interior. He would wake up early in the morning and take my gr... more » Hatey McLife: The secret to Tim Duncan keeping out of trouble is a 1993 Chameleon XLE. more » Burt Reynolds is Gator: In bizarro-world, where I'm a black NBA player in my early twenties, I buy a gray 2006 Honda Accord to drive around and smoke weed in. more » Hatey McLife: Miles was under the mistaken impression that spending ten days in jail would somehow fuck up the Blazers salary cap. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Here is a picture of Miles' teammate Rudy Gay's car: more » Nick: totally killed the resale value by taking out the original tape deck. what a tool. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: See these in Brooklyn all the time, often with stripes on the hoods. They. Are. Awesome. more » Gordon Gekko-Shumway: So your saying that the full cavity search I received in the airport bathroom was probably due to me looking like a robbed Liberace? more » David Rodriguez: Darius Miles needs to learn about the Constitution's 4th amendment more » ScientificMapp: Maybe I have minor brain damage, but I think that black car is pretty fucking cool. more » DeepFriar: If we've learned anything from Xzibit, inconspicuousness is a laughable notion more » Athens Grease: Are you suggesting that Darius Miles may suffer from lapses in judgment? Slow down there. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: That car is truly bringing the Zing. /don't even know what that means more » wonderlic---myballs: We're going over the border to canada for some french fries and Gravy, sir. more » -
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Darius Miles Does Not Know How To Keep A Low Profile
Grizzlies forward Darius Miles was arrested yesterday after cops found marijuana in his car during a traffic stop, but some people are wondering if maybe the car itself is a little too conspicuous. More » -
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Can Anyone Make Sense Of This Darius Miles Situation?
We've been doing our research—i.e., reading the always trustworthy Wikipedia—and we think we've finally figured out what the heck is going on with the Portland Trail Blazers and Darius Miles. More »
