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more about #darksideofthelockerroom more comments → sir_pantsalot: After this story came out Vickie can no longer show her face at a Connecticut Suns game. #garrettbroshuis more » Clarence Rosario: This is about as bush league as it gets. Mixed metaphors about genitalia? "Clueless", indeed. #garrettbroshuis more » HockeyMountain: She could always skip the penis story and write some truly awful political satire so everyone appreciates the penis stories even more. #garrettbroshuis more » twoeightnine: I'm not touching this one. [www.theday.com] Seriously, even I have standards. #garrettbroshuis more » Rock, Flag and Eagle: Someone referred to me as "clueless." (Raises hand) Me! Me! That was me! But to be fair, I was coming from a place of knowledge (working at a rival ... more » Weed Against Speed: She also claims to have never seen "Puppetry of the Penis" but I think we all know better. #garrettbroshuis more » David Hume: I find myself in the uncomfortable position of writing a story pertaining to penises. Join the club, lady; I spent yesterday with my face in a pillow... more » SavetoFavorites: Write a story about me that details my unflagging professional demeanor in the face of demeaning obstacles-- all the while preserving my anonymity? B... more » Kid Canada: Funny that Matt Luke, Andy Fox, Ramiro Mendoza, Mike Buddie, Mike Figga, Ricky Ledee and the rest of the Navigators from 1995 and 1996 somehow found a... more » HockeyMountain: Broshuis didn't mention me by name in his blog. He mentioned a couple of newspapers the reporter in question could have been from. ... And no, I did... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Sweet Lord above, someone reads my work? Can I put this on my resume? #garrettbroshuis more » Steve U: So, Garrett Broshuis is the new editor-in-chief of Deadspin? #garrettbroshuis more » apostles03: Later, he played his anus like a toy bugle in her general direction. #garrettbroshuis more » ScientificMapp: She's also still furious about the time that Orel Herscheiser asked her if she had heard the Good News about the size of his python. more » Weed Against Speed: That's in addition to the fact that the comment section under his blog is filled with every off-color joke possible regarding the situation. Someone r... more » -
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Reporter Is Unamused By Our Tale Of Minor-League Cock Hijinks
Recently, Giants farmhand Garrett Broshuis shared the story of his teammate's dong-waggling mating ritual, which Garrett likened to the furious, metronomic beating of a toy drum. And now, the reporter for whom the drum was furiously, metronomically beaten is outraged. More »
