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more about #davidortiz more comments → Chad Sexington a/k/a CW: "Wait, wait, they fucking believed it? Bwhaha, you're a funny guy." more » metalmaniac: Bullshit. Just once, I want to hear one of these guys say , "Yes, I took steroids. It wasn't a supplement, protein shake, or B-12 shot(I'm looking at ... more » KenTremendous: Hi -- Fucking Retard #21984 here. For the record, I always felt like a bunch of Red Sox were steroid users. In one of many discussions about this with... more » ClickClickThud: Proof that steroids are rampant: The banner pic is a "Before" picture of Big Papi. more » The Velveteen Hammer: This doesn't change a goddam thing. Yeah we had roiders. Everyone did, including your team. At least our roiders got us two rings, eat a dick, haters. more » lukeoneil47: Caring about steroids is facking queeyah, but caring about other people caring about steroids this hard is even worse. more » SmellTheGlove: Did you guys expect intelligent remarks from Boston fans? It's not a big college town. more » Johnny LaRue: "Colleen McEwen of Dorchester throws up in her mouth a little* upon hearing that David Ortiz tested positive for something or other in 2003." (* real... more » Slothrop: FACK ALL A YAS! Im goin on a packie run. more » Clarence Rosario: And the fact that you think you're somehow above all that is what makes you utterly insufferable. Well, there's that. And those fucking accents and c... more » Pesti-Esti: Needs more food metaphors. more » HockeyMountain: "The kid in you wants you to hope it's not true,'' Kevin Murray, a 35-year-old from Millbury, said between bites of an Italian sausage outside the par... more » ArkansasFred: Great. Now can everyone stop referring to him as "Big Papi" and "Papi"? He's an adult. You're an adult. Stop. It's fucking weird. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Jason Varitek will only test positive for "handling a pitching staffabol" and "despite his anemic bat most important guy on the teamosterone". more » Steve U: who have been known to keep entire city grids powered simply with the strength of their hearts! Well, that explains it: this whole Ortiz steroids th... more » -
#mlb
And David Ortiz Has A Few Things To Get Off Of His Chest
Big Papi handled himself as confidently and apologetically as he possibly could while he addressed the whole "why's your name popping up on that mysterious list of bad, bad men"-issue. No steroids, he says. Just supplements. More » -
#steroids
Why Today's Red Sox Steroids Story Is More, And Less, Important Than It Seems
Steroids? In Boston's clubhouse? Big news a week ago. Now it's something of an afterthought that a pair of team staffers were let go for steroid use. But this story's going to be huge, and I'll tell you why.
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#ballsdeep
In Which We Drink In The Hilarious Naivete Of Red Sox Nation
Michael Schur (aka Ken Tremendous) is smarter and funnier than I'll ever be. That's why I was floored yesterday to see him post this on Twitter: More » -
#davidortiz
Curt Schilling Talks To Curt Schilling About David Ortiz
Nothing really happens to the Red Sox until Curt Schilling says it happens, so the pitching maestro sat down with himself for an informative Q & A about how the David Ortiz situation affects Curt Schilling. More » -
#mlb
PapiGate, Straight From The Hub's Mouth
In the wake of today's David Ortiz revelations, Deadspin takes anschadenfreudianinformative look at the reaction from the comment boards of Boston's newspapers. Let's witness the five stages of grief in one afternoon, plus plenty of trolling. More » -
#mlb
Muscly Nuisance Has Some Thoughts About Latest Steroid Revelations
"What I speak out of my mouth is the truth," says Jose Canseco, sounding very much like a man carrying two stone tablets down Mount Sinai. "It burns like fire. Just remember, I have never lied about this subject." More » -
#davidortiz
David Ortiz Has Your Comment Right Here
Down by two, bottom of the seventh ... three-run home run by Big Papi. Now what were you saying about 2003? [Video via NESN/MLB Network] -
#billsimmons
Bill Simmons Is Still Coming To Terms With The Manny/Papi Steroid Revelations
"Of all the days for me to fly cross-country... I nominate this as my all-time worst finding news out on a blackberry moment." [SportsFellaTweets] -
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#mlb
David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Blood-Soaked Sock On 2003 Steroid List
Here we go ... Lawyers with "knowledge of the results" of MLB's 2003 steroid tests says that both Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz are among the players who tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.
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David Ortiz Suffering From Mr. Magoo Syndrome
There are already a million theories as to why David Ortiz has suddenly and cruelly turned into Junior Ortiz, but now David has one of his own to throw into the mix. He needs thicker glasses. More » -
#mlb
Holy Crap, David Ortiz Hit A Home Run
Light-hitting Boston infielder becomes the 320th major league player to hit a home run this season. It's okay to believe in America again, people. [Boston Herald] -
#davidortiz
Big Papi Needs A Hug
Theories abound as to why David Ortiz continues to be Big Stinky this season: lingering wrist injury, PED withdrawal, swine flu, etc. More » -
#mlb
Red Sox Fans Still Waiting On David Ortiz
He should break out of this slump any day now. Yup ... any ... day now. [Major League Jerk] -
#worldseries
Take That, Papi
Because we wouldn't be Deadspin if we didn't post some disturbing, pseudo-bukkake-esque celebration photos, we give you your 2007 American League Champion Boston Red Sox version. We are still giggling that Ortiz had his goggles on in the dugout with two outs left to go.
