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more about #deadspiniteam more comments → Juancho: Simmons is such an NBA fan that ESPN didn't schedule him a signing appearance in the city with the reigning MVP aka the biggest star on the planet. I... more » johnny_carsick: glad to see Bill's doggedly sticking to making his patented Dead Pet Ferret face in every book signing photo. seriously, dude. just fucking smile. more » OchentaYcinco: This reminds me of an interesting story of my own. One day, I was sitting in my apartment when I decided I was hungry. I went to the refrigerator an... more » Phintastic: Once inside it was "asshole to elbow" for about 90 minutes Why were there so many midgets in there, and why were they sticking their elbows up people... more » AzureTexan: Maybe if someone had called it a "queue," it would have raised the level of discourse. #billsimmons more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: This post made me wonder what's going on over at Jezebel. Or, you know, in my office. #billsimmons more » ScientificMapp: 200 people in line make up a mile?!!? No way. Oh, it was Chicago? Ok. Carry on. #billsimmons more » roland_t_flakfizer: Steve Phillips signed that first photo with his room number. #billsimmons more » UkraineNotWeak: Who do I see about getting back the time it took me to get through this post? #billsimmons more » MarkKelsosMigraine: and the Ving Rhames looking bouncer told me All bouncers look like Ving Rhames! Just once I'd like a bouncer to look like Michael Clarke Duncan. The... more » MitchKayak: Fascinating stories. Wait no, the opposite of that. #billsimmons more » Hatey McLife: Even after the skin lightening and MBA, a former member of Kriss Kross still stands out in a crowd. #billsimmons more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That 1st picture was actually taken outside before filming began for the Houston 500. Show your HIV test to the bouncer and take two condoms. Take y... more » ScientificMapp: Tsk tsk...New Yorkers wait "on line," not "in line." To be more accurate, you should have said, "those pathetic losers waited on line to meet the bo... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Somebody please tell me what the inscription to the Cubs fan says. #billsimmons more » -
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Deleted Scenes From The Sports Guy Book Tour
Bill Simmons' book tour continues apace (NY Times #1 bestseller!) and we also continue to get dispatches from fans of overweight literature. Enjoy these tales of long lines, blurry photographs, and some guy who likes autographed meat. More » -
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Waiting In Line For The Sports Guy
ESPN's Bill Simmons brought his "The Book of Basketball" signing tour to annoying East Village bar Professor Thom's last night and our NYC Deadspin operatives waited in line so we wouldn't have to. Bless their little hearts. More » -
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I-TEAM Assemble! Assignment: Sports Fella
Going to the Bill Simmons book signing in NYC tonight? Pictures, stories, and other nonsense welcome. We'd do it ourselves, but ... um. Yeah. [Photo via] -
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Ford Field Pants Dropper Can Totally Explain This
As you would probably expect, when one dude is caught on camera choking out another dude who isn't wearing pants the natural response is usually, "It's not what you think!" Well, the gentleman on top has finally spoken up.
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Deadspin I-Team: The Case Of Plaxico Burress' Sweat Pants
Plaxico Burress's saga has now reached its sad dénouement, with the former Giant matriculating into the New York penal system. One loose end remains, however: the matter of the sweat pants he wasn't wearing. Who's responsible for the sweat-pants misinformation? More » -
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From The Desk Of Gary Belsky: Gynecology Edition
Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them.
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Deadspin I-Team: Who Is Rick Reilly's Virtual Bodyguard?
Avid readers of Rick Reilly®'s Wikipedia entry might've noticed a recent change: It is now, in every sense of the word, toothless. More » -
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Deadspin I-Team: The Drill That Dare Not Speak Its Name
The Dallas Morning News has one of those quirky-training-regimen stories today that bloom annually during NFL training camp and which usually involve yoga or interpretive dance or whatever. This one, however, is about an unprintably named tire-flipping drill. I-Team, assemble! More » -
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Where In The World Was Matthew Stafford?
We asked where these photos of Matthew Stafford's summer vacation were taken, and boy, did we get some answers. It's just too bad they all contradicted each other. More » -
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From The Desk Of Gary Belsky: Altruism Edition
Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them. More » -
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Chris Berman And The Home Run Derby: Deadspin I-Team Looks Back, Back, Back, Back
The home run derby is tonight, and phrasemaking teevee personage Chris Berman will surely use this opportunity to deploy his famous "back, etc." home run call. I-Team wondered: How many times has Berman said the word "back" over the years? More » -
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From The Desk Of Gary Belsky: Hygiene Edition
Gary Belsky is the EIC of ESPN The Magazine, which you probably know as the strange, unwieldy object wedged into your mailbox every other week. Sometimes, funny things happen at Gary's magazine, and employees tell us about them.
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