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more about #deionsanders more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Mark Parson is still in School but has Designs on the NFL. /tim gunn'd #dezbryant more » FlakJack: This may be Deion's best work since turning Antonio Cromartie's career around after his Pro Bowl rookie season. #dezbryant more » ArkansasFred: The U stands for "utter uselessness." #dezbryant more » Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: The darkest hour for Prime U was when they lost to the University of Phoenix during their homecoming game #dezbryant more » ArkansasFred: Deion U: Because if the University of Bridgeport can get accreditation we can't be far behind! #dezbryant more » roland_t_flakfizer: Does Prime U guarantee you'll be picked 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, or 11th...? #dezbryant more » Civil Negligence: Sooooo... does he get a refund from Prime U? #dezbryant more » SteveJeltzFan: Except it's not clear that Deion's advice is really helping anyone. You don't see Dez Bryant releasing an ill-conceived hip-hop album, do you? #dezbryant more » MarkKelsosMigraine: But perhaps he should keep his hands off college footballers This is also good advice for Ian McKellen. #dezbryant more » Steve U: But perhaps he should keep his hands off college footballers "Not a chance." -Barney Frank #dezbryant more » I Like Cheap Beer: This post is just furthering the stereotype that George Lopez is funny. more » Weed Against Speed: George Lopez makes Greg Giraldo look like Pablo Escobar. I think I did that wrong. more » UkraineNotWeak: 2007: Bill Engvall 2008: Frank Caliendo 2009: George Lopez 2010: ? Who does TBS have in mind for 2010 to over promote and ensure their show ... more » econdave: You know you're in trouble when my 13-year-old son takes one look at the Lopez ad, and says "That looks awful." more » Gravy: Water Cooler Fodder today should be titled The Adventures of Razorboy and Mercury girls in Prime Time. more » -
#collegefootball
The NCAA Won't Be Lied To (Or, Why To Avoid Deion Sanders)
Oklahoma State wide receiver Dez Byrant has been suspended for an entire year, not for breaking rules, but for lying about not breaking rules. Because misleading an NCAA investigator is the worst crime a human can commit. More » -
#watercoolerfodder
George Lopez Is This Year's Frank Caliendo
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#nfl
Media Takeout Is Very Complimentary Towards Deion Sanders' Wife. I Think.
"DIZZZZZZZAYUMMMM!!! CHECK OUT DEION SANDERS' WIFE PILAR ... HER BODY IS BAZONKERS!!!" [MediaTakeout] -
#mediameltdowns
Deion Sanders' Mom Is A First Amendment Hero
The amazing thing about this isn't that cops stupidly slapped handcuffs on a sportswriter apparently for the crime of doing his job in casual wear. The amazing thing is that he was arrested because he tried to interview Deion Sanders. More » -
