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more about #detroitnews more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: Should been you Drew Sharpe more » bluebears: tempest meet teapot more » Karlifornia: I once won a writing contest in which first prize was 6 months work at the Detroit News. Do you know what second prize was? A year of work at the Detr... more » Weed Against Speed: I wonder what his brother Ray, Jr. is up to. more » Weed Against Speed: ...after losing his column and being demoted to "general assignment sports reporter." "QUITE FRANKLY, AT THE END OF THE DAY, CHEEZ DOODLES WILL GET YO... more » Gourmet Spud: Maybe now he can find a nice coordinator's daughter out there to be his sugar mama. That, or hope that they make a Big Momma's House 3. /meme-ories... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: He can go back to his original career: getting yellow paint thrown on him as a crooked cop in Baltimore. more » Innings Eater: TJ Yanks got Teixeira. more » UpstateUnderdog: do not fuck with a dad with daughters more » André Roussimoff: I always wondered what Col. Robert Parker did after his days as a heel manager in WCW. Good to know he still plays the bad guy. more » Chamomiles Davis: more » Kid Canada: "...dad?" -David Cross more » MattinglysSideburns: That kidney disease has done a number on Steven Cojocaru's face. more » Innings Eater: TJ Simers thinks this guy needs to grow a fucking skin. more » bluebears: he seems like a good guy, but he's dumb as a box of hair, god bless him. more » -
#newspapers
Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
I wonder if Rob Parker now wishes Rod Marinelli's daughter had married a career counselor, because she probably could have helped him find a new line of work. More » -
#nfl
How To Make An 0-15 Season Suddenly More Meaningful
This whole Robert Parker/Rod Marinelli press conference situation has suddenly turned a beleaguered, not-so-good coach into a sympathetic character for the last game of a uniquely pathetic Lions season. It's kind of awesome isn't it? More » -
#mediameltdowns
Detroit Columnist Manages To Piss Off Just About Everyone
Detroit News columnist Rob Parker says he was just joking when he asked Lions head coach Rod Marinelli if he "wishes his daughter had married a better defensive coordinator?" Wow. Some joke.
