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more about #dontestallworth more comments → bmoreDLJ: I think this is a tough but fair punishment for using an unnecessary apostrophe in one's name. Let it be a lesson to those who are similarly reckless ... more » Artie Fufkin: When he talks, his lips look a fish's. more » crazyjoedavola: House arrest, one year suspension. Somebody is going to become proficient at World of Warcraft. more » roland_t_flakfizer: Donte should be glad Florida changed its "Personal Conduction Policy" in 2000. more » Stev D: Hopefully he will use this time wisely and write a graphic novel that deconstructs the superhero. more » shea_guevara: man, this really is the No Fun League. between Michael Vick and Donte Stallworth, they won't let you kill nothin' no more! more » Jews For Purple Jesus: I hope that Roger Goddell starts forcing everyone to call him Dredd. more » ClueHeywood: Donte' was blindsided by the news. more » Kid Canada: Maybe Goodell rented Eight Men Out last night. more » NordoftheBlings: Stallworth must have been grilled in their one-on-one meeting. more » Hustler of Culture: I guess he has more time to work at the video store more » HockeyMountain: And thus Dante' continues his descent through the layers of hell. more » racistmascot_inc: His house arrest is in Cleveland, though. That's like 20 years in jail by itself. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Dreadspin? more » Artie Fufkin: I really need to know what the judge decides before my fantasty draft. more » -
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Donte' Stallworth Suspended For One Year
Roger Goodell dropped a very big hammer on Donte' Stallworth, suspending him without pay for the entire 2009 season. Goodell said: "Without regard to the merits of the disposition of the criminal case, I believe that further consequences are necessary." More » -
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Your Daily Dose Of Moral Outrage
Donte' Stallworth, who plea bargained his way to 30 days in jail and two years house arrest, is actually asking a judge to reduce his sentence. Remember to turn your head before spitting out your coffee. [AP/Slowbreaker] -
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Yanks On Top Again, All Right With The World
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Donte' Stallworth Out Of Jail
Remember how grumpy you were when you heard that Donte' Stallworth only got 30 days in jail for DUI manslaughter? Well, he was just released after only serving 24 of them. Just in time for a three-day weekend! [ESPN] -
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Donte' Stallworth Had A Little Weed In Him The Night He Ran Over A Pedestrian
He apparently ignored the warning about operating heavy machinery or motor vehicles whilst under the influence of doobies. No wonder he sounds so calm. Does that mean he'll get more than 30 days now? [Miami Herald/SI] -
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Donte' Stallworth Suspended Indefinitely
Thus spake Goodell and his vengeance was swift and terrible. You do realize Stallworth's NFL punishment will likely be worse than the one he received from the State Of Florida? [Miami Herald] -
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Donte Stallworth Makes Plea Deal In DUI Manslaughter Case (UPDATE)
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth has reportedly reached an agreement with prosecutors and will plead guilty to DUI manslaughter charges later today. Termshave not been announced,but he is expected to serve jail time. (30 days. Update below.) More » -
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Donte Stallworth Pleads Not Guilty To Manslaughter Charges
Donte Stallworth's lawyer was in court today to plead not guilty to DUI manslaughter charges and will likely try to use the quirks of Florida law to reduce the charge and keep his client out of jail. More » -
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The NFL's Alarming DUI Problem
Interesting story by Yahoo's Josh Peter about the NFL's most under-reported problem: "At least 73 players on NFL rosters during the 2008 season have been arrested on charges of driving under the influence..."Yahoo!] -
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Donte' Stallworth To Be Charged With DUI Manslaughter
The sad tale of Browns' wide receiver Donte Stallworth has reached an unsurprising end, as Miami police are set to charge him with DUI manslaughter for mowing down 59-year-old Mario Reyes. More » -
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Donte' Stallworth "Flashed His Lights," But Still Did Not, You Know, Hit Brakes
Stallworth's culpability in the death of a Miami Beach pedestrian is still being investigated, but it doesn't make the 911 calls from horrified people on the scene any less creepy. -
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Donte' Stallworth: Grief-Stricken, But Probably Headed To The Clink
Police won't confirm a television report that Browns' receiver Donte' Stallworth had a .12 BAC level the morning he ran down a pedestrian in Miami Beach. Police will confirm when they "make an arrest." [Cleveland.com] -
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Donte' Stallworth Might Be In Some Serious Trouble
PFT revealed that Miami prosecutors are poised to charge the Browns receiver with DUI. The Miami Herald has video of Stallworth's sobriety test and the pedestrian dying on the causeway. Yeesh. [PFT]
