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more about #doping more comments → Hatey McLife: This article has no mention of the fruitless year he spent trying to catch Marion Jones menstruating. more » ClueHeywood: "The athletes don't like getting into the back of my van, but I relax them with some music and a wine cooler." more » Gourmet Spud: Is there a sign in the office bathroom saying "Employees Must Not Wash Their Hands"? more » David Hume: You swirl it to release the delicate bouquet that may be locked up - a wide mouth stemmed goblet is ideal. Swallowing it is for boors - you sip, swirl... more » Starburied: Kyle Maynard is furious at his unfair treatment. Officials demanded to see his entire body. more » UpstateUnderdog: "I call it liquid gold,'' says Lowell. "You guard this like it's your child.'' I agree with this statement, mostly because my daughter's name is Liqui... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: This guys still sees less dicks in a day than CitiField Security. more » ArkansasFred: "This thing is amazing. I can actually see the exact moment when my wife decided to start lying to neighbors and loved ones about my job." more » ScientificMapp: "The worst part of my job? They made me work on my grandmother's birthday so I could test the Italian Women's Volleyball Team. Bunch of slavedrivers a... more » Starburied: If only Julio Franco had been traded to the Giants in his later years. MLB drug testers could tell their grandchildren about the great "California Gol... more » Weed Against Speed: Yellow gold? I'm sorry, but his quote is eerily similar to the intro voice-over for the water-sports-themed porno, The Beverly Pissbillies. more » Gourmet Spud: I call it liquid gold. I hear you, brother. Which is why I will never stop trying to use it to pay for groceries. more » Stev D: Doping officials for the Senior Games routinely work 70-80 hour weeks. more » ArkansasFred: Olympic doping control officer Everyone's got a fancy title these days. Back in the olden times we called these guys "sick weirdos". more » Weed Against Speed: "I need to see a clear shot of the sample going into the cup....I call it liquid gold." For accuracy's sake, he should simply refer to it as Miller Lite. more » -
#steroids
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Urine Samples
The dramatic life and times of an Olympic doping control officer: "I need to see from mid-torso to mid-thigh. I need to see a clear shot of the sample going into the cup....I call it liquid gold.'' [Boston Globe] -
#hockey
Sex Or Hockey: The Eternal Debate Rages On
German national hockey player banned for two years for refusing to take a surprise doping test for several hours. He was busy, in "a private moment" with his girlfriend. Several hours? Nice work, Sting. [AP] -
#chess
Doping Scandal Threatens To Destroy The World Of ... Chess?
Vassily Ivanchuk of the Ukraine is the third-ranked player in the world, but he faces a two-year ban from his game because he failed a drug test. A drug test. In chess. More » -
#swimming
CSI: Beijing
Came in fourth in the 100 butterfly at the Summer Olympics? There's still hope for a medal. Oh, and if you already have one, we'd suggest hiding it. [NBCSports]
