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more about #emmittsmith more comments → Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!: Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up. more » Silent Q: I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall. John Walsh's ears are burning. more » ClintonPortishead: Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's go... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Nothing says winner like an anklet. more » ScientificMapp: It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year. more » Weed Against Speed: Nice shorts, fucktard. more » Silent Q: he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them. more » Hatey McLife: I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99. more » StuScott Booyahs: Tony Romo's lack of Lieberman is a debaclement! He should be extrapolated from the team for his missed erection! more » ScientificMapp: Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year He promised to get a blow job from one of his superior officers? more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: So he's saying the Cowboys need a black quarterback? A white quarterback is all like, "Pardon me, chap, as I toss this pigskin downfield to my compat... more » Lizabelle: I mean, the Bulls Celts game was pretty epic. Wang goes Limp again and the Bronx is Bleeding. No sports news today! more » UkraineNotWeak: Speaking of Detroit. Has a playoff team ever looked like they could care less than the Pistons? more » Lizabelle: The Yankee bullpen has just edged out Cadbury mini chocolate eggs as my favorite thing ever. more » ClintonPortishead: Did Delonte West really take until now to figure out that growing a goatee to cover those herpes would be a smart idea? more » -
#dallas
Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
Articulately-challenged running back Emmitt Smith is frustrated with his former team, and he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips for the Lombardi trophy drought in Big D, urging them to yell at more people. More » -
#mediameltdowns
ESPN Has Found A Replacement For Emmitt Smith...Matt Millen
While ESPN de-bloats, they wouldn't be the WWL unless they also added a big name. The biggest one so far: Matt Millen, Ex-Lions GM/Architect of Destruction, will join their Monday Night Countdown on-site team. More » -
#mediameltdowns
The Emmitt Smith Era At ESPN Sadly Comes To An End
The Dallas Morning News has broken the news as gently as possible, but it still stings: after two glorious years of broadcasting gold, Emmitt Smith is out at ESPN.
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#nfl
Guess Who?
Guess who kept the coin from the final coin flip at Texas Stadium? Hint: He's a former Cowboy and he likes to collect shiny things. [Dallas Morning News] -
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#ronmexico
Why Can't They Just Leave Poor Michael Vick Alone?
Well, now that legal expert Emmitt Smith has weighed in on the Michael Vick situation — saying the feds are just leaning on Vick to get "to everyone else," though we're trying to figure out who's more involved that the guy who slammed a dog into the ground until he died, we can wrap the whole matter up, yes? (Honesty, Emmitt: Just shut up and DANCE!) More »
