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more about #englishpremierleague more comments → Slothrop: That was a crazy match at Fulham. Man City at Blackburn, anyone? more » Permanent4: Holy crap! Deuce with the brace! Free header off the corner kick! Fulham 2-2 Chelsea in the 90th. more » UkraineNotWeak: The Queen sure does go all out to show her support for The Lads. more » Slothrop: Has KOGOD hung himself yet? Fulham doesn't seem to know this is an exhibition. more » Adonis: So the Emirates is quieter than my house. To be fair, my family is known to be somewhat noisy, but still more » BigTenObsession: how the hell does Ade miss that goal? more » Adonis: Robot attack in the Arsenal game... Somebody call Sam Watterson more » BigTenObsession: and Crouchie hits the post. No nachos. more » Adonis: Oh, and John Terry is 6-1, at least. That joke doesn't work. Someone hasn't been drinking enough, Tuffy... remedy that. more » Adonis: Make that 5-1. more » Slothrop: Everton is killing the ball, but have hit a post and the bar. more » Tuffy: I went to a soccer match and a one-day test broke out. more » Tuffy: Hull will have to be fucked after the self-fornication ceases. more » Magnakai Haaskivi: Fuck Hull. more » Tuffy: The "Santa is a Kopite" scarf may be true, but they'd be better off if the Easter Bunny had their back. more » -
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Return Of the Deadspin Pub
The pub reopens on the heels of Jozy Altidore's inspired Premier League debut in the season's second weekend. Read on for yesterday's results and today's featured match, the West London derby between Chelsea and Fulham. More » -
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The Deadspin Pub Celebrates El Clasico
Barcelona is on the road to face Real Madrid in El Clasico, the marquee match on this weekend's schedule. Plus a full slate of action in the English Premier League. More » -
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The Deadspin Pub Crawls Out of the Holiday Gutter
In which we provide today's convenient excuse to drink alone at 8:30 in the morning. More » -
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The Deadspin Pub Heads Back to Spain
Once again the eyes of a soccer fans across the world will be on Spain as Barcelona and Real Madrid square off at Camp Nou in El Classico (Spanish for "huge fucking game"). -
