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    Yostal: I'm all for making FJM an Old Home Week feature. Once a year, we bring them in, they fisk the worst articles of the year, and we all promise to watch... more »
    VTBen: Today was Deadspin Hall of Fame worthy. Bravo, Mose Schrute and company. more »
    Tracy Ham and Eggs: cmon, bring back FJM. I know network showrunner money is nice, but its not niche website money more »
    Sh!tShow: The real ending? The guys are woken up by an angry script coordinator with fresh scripts to brad, and they realize that today was all a beautiful dream. more »
    Juancho: Much like LZ after Bonham died, Paul Shirley now thinks Deadspin is much better. more »
    Phony Gwynn: Very rarely do people live up to their names. Reggie White was black. Clint Black was white. So congratulations, dak tremendous and Junior Tremendous,... more »
    Ray Wert: Wait, is FJM serious about the Jalopnik guest-editing thing? Because I could SERIOUSLY use a vacation. Just sayin'... more »
    Texy: My only regret is that there was no Hat Guy. more »
    Chris Hanson's Axe: I vote we all DO NOT promote the below comment we're all thinking about promoting. That's just me, though. more »
    Steve U: Has Moe finally met her match?!? more »
    Slothrop: Come back Shane! Shane! more »
    AC_Greens_Virginity: There was too much commenter love today. Bring back Super Homo Beach Volleyball and Blazer Girl. And Drew. more »
    Thehappystoryteller: It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, Daulario, woke up in a secret vineyard. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling ridicul... more »
    Chris Hanson's Axe: Also, I only became aware of the internetz after FJM's demise. So this was amazing for me to read today. Good job. *golf clap* more »
    Chris Hanson's Axe: For anyone who isn't already following Shawn "The Big Kid" Andrews on Twitter, do yourself a favor and do it. Right now, he's quoting Depeche Mode and... more »
  • #duan

    The Relatively Short Goodbye Part II

    Goodbye, cruel internet. Again. More »
  • #duan

    I Hope Your Team Wins At Sports This Weekend!

    Thank you for letting me play in your sandbox today. I have no idea what any of you are talking about! That being said, you dudes were great. I hope it's not awkward when we run into each other later! More »
  • #willleitch

    The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch