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more about #florida more comments → Barry Lutz: "Punchin' the Moeller" is a euphemism in the Cooper household in Berea, OH. (It means doing research at the library.) more » FlashIsBack: The moral, as always, is that Florida is awful. But not as awful as the state of Ohio. /can't even win a championship for Pete's sake. //And winter?... more » Bobby Big Wheel: No longer can OSU fans make fun of Michigan for what happens when a Moeller goes to a restaurant. more » Steve U: "The moral, as always, is that Florida is awful." Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. 98, 102 (2000) (O'Connor, J.). more » Karlifornia: The assailant reportedly told Moeller "When do you want the shit beaten out of you: Now, or the BCS title game?" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Police have taken this man into custody. more » MattinglysSideburns: The other team? You mean he's a filthy Communist??? Get Joe McCarthy on the phone. more » Kid Canada: Who knew Vince Carter was a baseball player? more » Monchhichi: Gotta be Man-Ram. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Gay folks like to believe everyone is secretly homosexual. You should hear the rumors they spread about Rock Hudson. more » Stev D: Fellas from Florida, or fellas who happen to be in Florida-- huge difference. There's nothing quite like the reddened, powerful forearms of a native J... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Deadspin still has advertisers? I thought they only had Gawker Artists. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: A Florida player playing for the other team, could it be Andrew Miller? Oh, you mean that other team. more » sir_pantsalot: It could be the guy wearing the really tight pants. Maybe it is the player who spanked the other player on the ass. more » MeSoHornsby: Well it definitely is not Rusty Kuntz. more » -
#collegefootball
Bizarre Sucker Punch Costs Ohio State Footballer His Season
Buckeye linebacker Tyler Moeller will miss the entire year because a complete stranger punched him in the head at a restaurant in Florida. (It wasn't a Gator fan.) The moral, as always, is that Florida is awful. [Columbus Dispatch] -
#blinditems
Hmm. I'd Say It's Definitely Billy The Marlin
"Which baseball heartthrob may be playing for the other team? He secretly slides into bed with Florida fellas." [Gatecrasher via Gawker] -
