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more about #floridaatlanticowls more comments → Kid Canada: He's just inspecting his under armour. more » David Hume: Go ahead, jam the end of the ruler into the grass, you're still not going to get a satisfying reading. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Length and explosiveness. more » ClintonPortishead: Fuck, looks like six more weeks of winter. more » mikedrawcar: Yeah, but how many cock pushups did he do? more » Doyle McPoyle: Distract them with the ruler while you slide the hand up the leg. Pedophilic elementary school teachers everywhere salute you, guy. more » Hatey McLife: If there was a Twinkie on the ground he would score off the charts. more » HIV 2 Elway: Needs more excessive force. more » Brazil Thrill: "You know what? I may have to give this 'coaching' thing a try after I'm done playing. It doesn't seem so hard after all." --Rasheed Wallace more » Doyle McPoyle: At least porn star Mary Carey seemed to have a good time! She was probably faking it. more » Gordon Gekko-Shumway: So Jarvis is Mother, Mary Carey is Juggs, who's going to be Speed? more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Props to Miss Carey? How about giving props to Ron Jeremy for showing up to every Magic game? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Somewhere Lou Carnesseca weeps into his hideous sweater. more » -
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