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more about #frenchopen more comments → Karlifornia: "Professional shit-stirrer" is actually the official title of the Wendy's chili well operator. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'll give him 5 bucks to hit up the Red Bull Flugtag. more » UkraineNotWeak: Don't mess with Jimmy. more » J-No: And he will be hosting an up all night post for the not so dearly departed around here! more » Julius_Seizure: Nosferatu swooping down from the belfry to capture and anally penetrate Paul Giamatti? more » Artie Fufkin: I see Federer got to keep his star. more » UkraineNotWeak: Ray Hudson was disappointed in his finish. more » Matt Sussman: God, even Switzerland's greatest sports streakers are boring as hell, too. more » Bobby Big Wheel: That poor security guard's gonna have a big dry cleaning bill. more » Scoops: I that Fabien Barthez working security? Nice to see him stop something... a little late as usual. more » BruschisBrewsky: That's 14 major titles for Roger Federer, tying Pete Sampras Other things he has matched Sampras in: - Excessive body hair - Total lack of personality... more » ScientificMapp: Carl Weathers, Sonny Landham and Bill Duke just had their blood run cold at the sight of that photo. more » Weed Against Speed: Hey, is Chris Evert Lloyd still in it? She's quite the player, right? Or how about that up-and-comer Tracy Austin? /living in the past guy more » Stev D: Don't fret Serena, with Halloween, Christmas and your birthday to look forward, this year will fly by and you will be back in the French Open before y... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Boy, I really hope that girl from that depressed eastern European country beats that other girl from that depressed eastern European country. more » -
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French Open Idiot Has Done This Many, Many Times Before
The man's name is "Jimmy Jump" and he fancies himself some sort of professional shit-stirrer at sporting events. He has his own website, actually and solicits donations from people to help support his "funny antics." [Jimmy Jump (HT:Bill R)] -
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Barca Loon Attempts To Rattle Federer With Annoying Flag-To-The-Face Taunt
During the second set of the French Open, Roger Federer was hassled by a person waving a Barcelona flag, who somehow managed to make his way onto the Roland Garros court and get all up in Federer's face. More » -
#rogerfederer
Greatest Tennis Player Ever Finally Conquers The Pretty Clay
That's 14 major titles for Roger Federer, tying Pete Sampras, and securing his place as one of the most dominant athlete's in history. R-Fed waxed Robin Soderling 6-1, 7-6 (1), 6-4. [NYT] -
#frenchopen
Serena Williams Bounced From French Open
A three-set loss to Svetlana Kuznetsova. So both Williams sisters, Maria Sharapova, the chick with the giant rack, and the shrieking girl are out of the French Open. It's almost like they're daring you to pay attention. [Roland Garros] -
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Female Tennis Star With Prodigious Backside Accuses Opponent Of Cheating
"Drama" was the word Serena Williams used after her French Open match against Maria Jose Martina Sanchez. Williams claims Sanchez used her arm instead of a racket to return a ball over the net, prompting a finger-pointing outburst and introspection. More » -
