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more about #garysmith more comments → Clarence Rosario: Because he's qualified through his ethnicity to accomplish miracles. Two chicks at once? more » Gravy: Just below the applause, or within it, can you hear the grinding? Geez...even at his own award dinner? more » bigredfool79: The thing is, people are people, we all have our issues and for all the churchy le femme's out there that say they would never do such a thing, or 10,... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: It seemed like a stretch. The thing is, no, it didn't. more » AzureTexan: Good lord, Gary Smith wouldn't even turn on his Selectric II typewriter if it wasn't going to be an 80,000-word hagiography in the second-person voice... more » Steve U: We see a woman, 50-ish and Caucasian, well-coiffed and tailored-the woman we see at every country club-walk up to Tiger Woods I honestly had no idea... more » Carmen McFanzone: I wonder how long it took Smith to clean his keyboard. more » ArkansasFred: This whole thing could be quickly forgotten if Tiger would just make Elin a mix CD and not skimp on The Juliana Theory. more » DirkToberFest: I guess Fuzzy Zoeller was wrong. It turns out Tiger doesn't sit around eating fried chicken all day. more » Pete Gaines: If anyone saw Tiger, even before all this, as anything but a really good golfer, then the problems are not with Tiger, but with the stupidity of peopl... more » MattinglysSideburns: Most significant in all of this is that Rob Schneider has now become America's favourite half-Asian. more » HockeyMountain: Incidentally, The Bridge Between the East and the West is the title for the muti-ethnic finger cuff porn starring one of his mistresses more » norbizness: Coming full circle, he was named The Penthouse Forum's Cocksmith of the Year in 2009. more » UkraineNotWeak: Next scandal to drop. Tebow likes to bang Filipino hookers two at a time and refers to it as performing "missionary work". more » StuScott Booyahs: For when we swallow Tiger Woods, the yellow-black-red-white man, we swallow something much more significant than Jordan or Charles Barkley. Jordan an... more » -
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The Machine Won: 10 Preposterous Moments From SI's 1996 Tiger Woods Profile
In 1996, Sports Illustrated named a 20-year-old Tiger Woods its Sportsman of the Year, and Gary Smith's accompanying story portrayed a young man who somehow combined the best parts of Doogie Howser and Buddha. It seemed like a stretch. More »
