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more about #georgewbush more comments → bmoreDLJ: HFS, that was the one really awesome thing George W. Bush did. more » the supergoddess: Honest to Christ, how do you always manage to use words in a way that makes me hyperventilate? HOW?? more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Dear God -- that video made me realize that Derek Jeter is going to break Lou Gehrig's hit record on 9/11.* Craggs, prepare thyself. *Weather permitt... more » Kid Canada: NASCAR fans hate what they don't understand. more » roland_t_flakfizer: While I appreciate your enthusiasm (seriously), my eyes are simply exhausted after reading this post. I need a nap. more » ClintonPortishead: How is the 9/11 race car a good idea, just conceptually speaking? I take it you've never seen a Saudi drive. more » David Hume: My source inside the Oval Office reports that Clemens looked Bush in the eye and simply said "Pardon Me". Bush reportedly snickered and said "Heh heh ... more » Adonis: Bush, though, in good Texas fashion, gave Roger a good old slap on the rear and wished him luck. /Clemens winced more » Weed Against Speed: Even if Clemens had the chance to throw a broken bat at the former President, Bush would have dodged it. Cat-like reflexes, that guy. more » Dead Wrestlers Society: W. did pardon Clemens for his ill-advised frosted tips phase. more » UkraineNotWeak: As afinal act of imcompetence, Bush pardoned Clarence Clemons instead. more » Kid Canada: Clemens probably misremembered how much his dushbaggery was misunderestimated. more » Doyle McPoyle: He can pardon statutory rape? Damn, Mr. President, where have you been for 10-12 years of my adult life?! more » Gourmet Spud: Hard to blame W. He's got a career as MLB Commissioner to consider. more » VTBen: The only time Dubya seems to be enjoying his job is when he's hanging out with sports teams. more » -
#explodingshit
Always Be Remembering 9/11 (During NASCAR Blow-Ups)
Down in Richmond, VA, today it's going to be all like, "Always— what?" (Vroom vroom sound effects.) "Always remem—huh?" Yes, the NASCAR 9-11 Ford Fusion is racing today! You will always never forget, until it crashes. (Well? NASCAR!) More » -
#rogerclemens
George W. Bush Leaves Office Without Helping Roger Clemens
No pardon for The Rocket. Clemens adds W. to list of "dushbags" out to get him. [NYDN]
