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more about #giselebundchen more comments → UpstateUnderdog: Look for Brady to have an awesome season if this is true, I hear breast milk has wonderful healing powers. more » ArkansasFred: Whatever you do, don't let Bernard Pollard follow you down any flights of stairs. more » ScientificMapp: Now she has an excuse to throw up. more » HockeyMountain: threadjack: We give Gawker IT so much shit (deservedly so) but this new hybrid feature is pretty fucking cool. So I'm going to say something I'd never... more » Starburied: Week 28 Player Name: Tom BradyTeam: New England PatriotsStatus: Questionable - Second Thoughts more » ClueHeywood: This is exactly why Belichick gets his ladies after menopause. more » ScientificMapp: Or she's just bloated. No, that's Mike Brady. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Now, I know models have a reputation for being dumb...but I can't believe those airport TSA guys tricked her into thinking it was a gynecologists office. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Geez, this guy is as fertile as the Tennessee Valley. more » Gourmet Spud: I don't think that dog should be allowed anywhere near children. Look at him! His eyes are wild with bloodlust! more » .357: Shoulda worn a rubber... more » ScientificMapp: To Gisele's disappointment, however, Tom still cannot find the man in the boat. more » VTBen: Looks like he won't be joining Corey Smith and Marquis Cooper on the Dolphins next year... more » supermike5alive: that section of the Charles is like Class 5 rapids, sooooo....... more » Starburied: Don't be a jackass, Tom. 'Bison Dele Day' isn't for another month. more » -
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John Edward Brady Will Soon Have Better Looking Half-Brother Or Half-Sister To Resent
So says the nosy gossips at the Boston Herald who heard through an anonymous friend via Life & Style, that Gisele was successfully inseminated during the couple's honeymoon. Or she's just bloated. [Shutdown Corner] -
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Ha Ha ... Tom Brady Fell Out Of A Boat
World's Fanciest Human can't even row a kayak down the Charles River without needing to be rescued from knee-deep water! What's that? Still a good-looking, supermodel-having NFL quarterback? Well....at least I didn't fall out of a boat! [Boston Herald] -
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Tom Brady Must Be Thrilled
Hey, it's his new bride being groped by nude, muscular black men! [Arab Aquarius] -
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Tom Brady Is Engaged!
TMZ is reporting that invalid quarterback Tom Brady, who dumped his hot pregnant actress girlfriend for less pregnant supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is now affianced to said supermodel, thereby taking his golden ass off the market.
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