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more about #greenbaypackers more comments → Clarence Rosario: God help us all if they learn to deliver Farve in aerosol form. more » Steve U: +1, Iraqi detainees. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Also, you likea make sexy time with your father. Nice! more » Bobby Big Wheel: The Iraqis also mocked Braden Looper to show those Brewers fans the futility of WAR. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: No, he was fired for saying "You broke Rodgers' leg." #greenbaypackers more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I will die in my grave knowing that I didn't say anything about laying an egg That's a helluva way to go. #greenbaypackers more » Steve U: He's been a bit prickly on this topic ever since that incident with the mannequin wearing a Nixon mask. #greenbaypackers more » UkraineNotWeak: In Wisconsin, it is verboten to "lay an egg". "Cutting the cheese" is perfectly acceptable and is the height of good taste. #greenbaypackers more » ArkansasFred: I think now is a good time for the guy to ask himself "What color is my parachute?" He should also probably ask someone for a job. #greenbaypackers more » AzureTexan: I guess they're scrambling to fill his position. #greenbaypackers more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: What he actually said was "Don't get pegged." Wait, that's no better. #greenbaypackers more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The egg was just upset because it never achieved orgasm. #greenbaypackers more » Silent Q: Brian Billick used his own Sack Tracker this weekend in determining that "Jake Delhomme's balls...just seem to be a little high." #aaronrodgers more » DennyCrane: So does this mean Office Linebacker Terry Tate leads the league in sacks? more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Not to be confused with the "Track Sacker" which was the move used by the guy attacking joggers in Central Park. #aaronrodgers more » -
#nfl
Iraqis Now Using Favre-Based Warfare
Iraqi militants have resorted to the lowest sort of psychological tactics in an attempt to break down our soldiers: bringing up Brett Favre.
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#nfl
Please Don't Mention Eggs To Mike McCarthy. Ever.
The Packers fired a 22-year Lambeau Field employee because coach Mike McCarthy thought he heard the guy tell him, "Don't lay an egg." That sounds about right. I wonder if the Metrodome is hiring? [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel] -
#nfl
The Aaron Rodgers "Sack Tracker" Is Why We Have An Internet
What your life needs now is a detailed interactive chart of all 37 sacks made on the Packers QB this season. I think it was just updated as Rodgers was taken down buying lunch at Quiznos. [Madison.com] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Forget All Other Tributes: Presenting The Favre Firebird
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#violinsce
Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
Lost and forlorn over Monday night's lost to the rival Vikings, one Packer fan took it upon himself to show one loudmouth he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach. [StarTribune] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Disturbed Prop-Wielding Fanbase Enjoys Slightly Important Victory
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#duan
Get Ready To Favre Your Favren' Brains Out
Obviously, there's nothing left to be said about tonight's BIGGEST GAME EVER. (At least until next month when they play again in Green Bay. That might get some press, too.) More » -
#nfl
Lambeau Leap Buddies Were Ochocinco Plants
What would you do if you learned that the greatest moment in Cincinnati Bengals history was a lie? Well, didn't the "coincidence" of three Bengal fans scoring front row tickets at Lambeau on Sunday seem too good to be true? More » -
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#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Green Bay Packers
Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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#nfl
Favre-esque Goat Led To Slaughter In Trunk Of A Car
Mechanics in Minnesota were slightly alarmed this weekend when a woman came in for a new fan belt and then announced that she had a live goat—that was also a effigy of Brett Favre—in her trunk. More » -
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Packer Backers No Longer Taking This So Well
Maybe Dash gave you the impression that all Packer fans are being their typical polite Midwestern selves with this whole Favre business. He failed to go where even the most reserved Wisconsinite transforms into a slobbering, bloodthirsty, illiterate neanderthal: Craigslist. More » -
#nfl
Packer Fans Are A Bubbling Volcano Of Rage
Early reaction from Green Bay: "It just bugs me that he changes his mind." "It's up to him, I guess." "It would make for a fun season." Whoa, whoa. Come back from the ledge, guys! It's only football! [Press-Gazette, Pic] -
#aaronrodgers
Aaron Rodgers Is Having A Productive Offseason
Julie Henderson is her name. (Some NSFWishness) She's apparently a "grapefruit heiress" and used to date Russell Simmons. I hope that's not some sort of bizarre euphemism. Oh and Rodgers is reportedly "more focused" thanks to Favre-lessness. [TheBigLead] -
#brettfavre
Wisconsin Actually Has An Inspired Sense Of Humor
These shirts have been popping up all over Green Bay, given the news that their former quarterback is talking to the Vikings and considering another comeback. [Sconnie] -
#dukebluedevils
Greg Paulus: Two-Sport Annoyance
Guess what, Duke haters? The Green Bay Packers might be interested in Greg Paulus. (He was the Gatorade Football Player of the Year in high school.) I guess the Yankees didn't return his phone call. [PFT; WRAL] -
#whimsy
Will Najeh Davenport's Hamper-Pooping Hijinks Hurt His Modeling Career?
I totally missed this on Friday, but Najeh Davenport's days as an NFL running back are seemingly over and he's now looking to start a new career as a professional model. Fantastic. More » -
#nflroundup
Singletary Gets The Job, A 69-Yard Field Goal Try, And What's The Deal With Brady's Knee?
Notes from the final week of the NFL regular season, this week with no Brett Favre ... More » -
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Sweet, Cold Chicago
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
