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more about #halloffame more comments → Disco Choo: Jerry will be there when Eddie Curry polishes off the Ol' 96er, though. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: It does say something... That Krause sucks. more » J-No: He followed that up with "Where have you been all your lives? Listening to hip hop music and bad mouthing your country I bet. Only 2 things come out... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If Jim Rice wasn't high on coke during the 80's then my names not Bill Simmons. more » Juancho: Jim Rice says his steriods are the Jesus Juice? Michael Jackson approves! more » MattinglysSideburns: You seeeeeee...the kids today with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin'...they don't know what the baseball is. more » ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: "We didn't have the baggy uniforms." Damn kids today with their baggy uniforms! more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Who knew my racist grandma would be reincarnated as a lowest-tier HOFer? more » Rock, Flag and Eagle: Weird. I pray to God every day and all I got is this massive muscle at my forearm. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Look, there is a kernel of truth to what Rice says. more » Juancho: I would have been more impressed if she had written, "BECAUSE OF RICKEY, I FINALLY GOT SOME DICKEY". more » Kid Canada: Rickey made it cool to get to second or third base by stealing your way there. That's hall of fame worthy right there. more » Karlifornia: When her husband climaxes, he yells "SAN DIEGO SURF DAWGS" at the top of his lungs more » Matt Sussman: I refuse to acknowledge any baseball sign unless it's an acrostic for the TV station filming the event, which also notes what will appear on said TV s... more » NonBojangler: That was actually Jonah Keri's wife. The finished sign said "Rickey - we got married because of Youppi". more » -
#nba
Does Michael Jordan Have Any Friends Left?
Despite what he'll tell you, Jordan wouldn't have won a single title without help. Yet Jerry Krause, the man who assembled that collection of second bananae, won't be there as MJ enters the Hall of Fame. Why not? More » -
#mlb
Jim Rice Doesn't Like Lazy Longhairs Who Ruined Baseball
Big league Hall of Famer Jim Rice opened the World Series for Little Leaguers with a fiery speech that even the grumpiest of grumpy old men could appreciate. The message: Don't look up to today's players because they're all bums. More » -
#michigan
Michigan Sports Hall Of Fame Is Sad Metaphor For Entire State
The Michigan Sports Hall of Fame is $150,000 in debt, even thought it has no employees and doesn't pay rent. Now they want to sell the plaques to raise money, which sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? More » -
#duan
In Celebration Of A Hall Of Fame Yente
In some countries, marriages are arranged. But in America — where love reigns supreme — Rickey Henderson has the power vested in him to unite man and woman, reports this piece of cardboard. More » -
#mlb
Hank Aaron's Convoluted Logic Could Put Pete Rose In The Hall Of Fame
Reports from baseball's Hall of Fame weekend say that Bud Selig is considering the possible reinstatement of Pete Rose, thanks in part to lobbying from current Hall members—i.e., arrogant and confused old men. More » -
#mlb
That's A Terrible Bingo Card
A reminder: Rickey Henderson goes into the Hall of Fame Sunday, which means he'll give a speech. Plan your lives accordingly. [Razzball] -
#mediameltdowns
Journalist Who Bravely Uncovered McGwire's (Perfectly Legal, Over-The-Counter) Drug Use Up For HOF Award
In 1998, the AP's Steve Wilstein spotted a bottle of legal supplements in Mark McGwire's locker. A decade of stupidity and Reefer Madness hysteria ensued, the Bill of Rights died a little, and now people think Wilstein belongs in Cooperstown. More » -
#mlb
Surprise: Pete Rose Thinks Steroids Are Worse Than Gambling
Because we haven't heard from him in a while, Pete Rose would like to weigh in on baseball's steroid crisis. I'm sure his comments won't at all be self-serving. Let's see.... More » -
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#nba
Adorable Michael Jordan Thinks He Can Still Play
Yesterday, I implied that Michael Jordan's reaction to his Hall Of Fame induction might be indifference or dismissal of such a trifle, but it was even worse than I imagined. The guy is actually insulted! More » -
#mlb
Guess Who Is Still Not In The Hall Of Fame
Every newly eligible player not named Rickey Henderson who appeared on the Hall Of Fame ballot for this year, did so for their first and final time. More »
