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more about #hampershitter more comments → UkraineNotWeak: The law will shit all over him less than Najeh would have. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Is everyone in Pittsburgh named "Heinz"? More importantly, is there any way they can get me some free ketchup? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Meanwhile, far away, Lindsay Davenport visited another doctor in yet another an attempt to lower her testosterone levels. more » HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Gives new meaning to the Adam Sandler ballad "Piece of shit car". more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: "What's that piece of shit doing in your car?" more » André Roussimoff: Needs an obnoxiously large "YES, I AM A MODEL" pin. more » Hatey McLife: The second one says: "No, I can't read." but the third one says: "Who needs to with this smile." more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Who does a number 2 career work for anyway? more » Doyle McPoyle: Orange mocha frappuc- wait a minute, that isn't a...DEAR GOD! more » ClueHeywood: Najeh is so hot right now, he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. more » J-No: His first contract will be with Depends. more » -
#nfl
Never Try To Steal A Car From Najeh Davenport
If you see a car parked on the street with the engine running, you'd probably be tempted to jump in and take a ride. Just make sure it doesn't belong to Najeh Davenport, because he will chase your ass down. More » -
#whimsy
Will Najeh Davenport's Hamper-Pooping Hijinks Hurt His Modeling Career?
I totally missed this on Friday, but Najeh Davenport's days as an NFL running back are seemingly over and he's now looking to start a new career as a professional model. Fantastic. More »
