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more about #hockey more comments → Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: The z makes it extreemmmmeeee more » Clarence Rosario: the advent of the frontload washer The horseless carriage is really going to throw them for a loop. more » Kid Canada: According to most of Fox News, we're a Soviet country already since we have public health care. more » SportsCentre: Does anyone want to tell him the KHL already has teams in Latvia, Belarus and Kazakhstan? Those are different countries... or something? Right? more » Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Leave the hockey analysis to the experts, bud. more » Stev D: Lucky for us he's not on the PGA tour. Imagine if in his rage, he throws an entire golf course at an official. Dangerous. #minorleaguehockey more » Hockeymom: My favorite part is when the back-up goalie waits until the coach isn't looking, grabs some piece of equipment and hides it, so Sapergia can't chuck i... more » DirkToberFest: IceGators Coach Defends His Stick Throwing Temper Tantrum He's currently receiving advice from Lorena Bobbit. #minorleaguehockey more » Silent Q: Brent Sapergia only lasted two games as coach of the Louisiana IceGators ...making him the least productive coaching hire in Louisiana since Bo Rein. more » DirkToberFest: The Louisiana IceGators are proof that Al Gore isn't full of shit. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Also banned from the Southern Professional Hockey League: Ryan Perrilloux. #minorleaguehockey more » MattinglysSideburns: "...head coach Ron Handy abruptly quit to "focus on community relations and off-ice operations." What a quitter. Graham James was able to do both. #... more » AzureTexan: Well, in his defense, the word "hockey" is actually Creole for "throw big sticks on slippery field." more » Kid Canada: Make me wanna scream! #minorleaguehockey more » Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: I don't see what all the fuss is aboot #canada more » -
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Canadian Dads Are Sick Of How Much Their Hockey-Playing Daughters Stink
Canadian fathers, already emasculated by their daughters being better hockey players than they ever were, have directed their misplaced aggression at the noxious fumes emanating from their little princesses' hockey gear. More » -
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The Last Time Russia Pushed Westward, It Didn't End Well
The KHL is expanding, adding a Stockholm-based team in hopes of drawing more western talent. A Russian-based league with a team in a non-Soviet country? That's as absurd as the NHL expanding into Canada. [On The Forecheck] -
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IceGators Coach Defends His Stick Throwing Temper Tantrum
Brent Sapergia says throwing all his team's equipment on the ice wasn't a stunt. He was just really, really mad! (Says the refs weren't looking out for his players.) Tough, but fair. [Puck Daddy] -
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You'd Lose Your Mind Too, If You Had To Coach Hockey In Louisiana
Brent Sapergia only lasted two games as coach of the Louisiana IceGators, but he made them count—getting thrown out of both and making himself internet famous with an epic, bench-clearing temper tantrum. More » -
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ECHL Team Should Stop Before We Get Enough
This is the jersey the Bakersfield Condors will embarrass themselves in tomorrow night for Michael Jackson night. The uniform also includes one white glove, and a lifetime of humiliation. [Icethetics] -
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Canada Blaming Canada For Shaming Canada
Our usually easygoing neighbors to the north are up in arms about Canada's junior hockey team suiting up in green jerseys. I'd make a joke about this move being made for the green, if Canada didn't use crazy monopoly money. More » -
#minorleaguehockey
The Don Cherry Jersey Was A Bold Choice
The Kingston Frontenacs celebrated "Military Night" by paying tribute to Don Cherry. (The jerseys are now up for auction if you would like to buy one.) The game was not televised because all the video equipment malfunctioned. [Frontenacs via Star] -
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Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
A Russian circus manager was mauled to death by a bear wearing hockey skates. First, Anchorage, then Fairbanks, now Kyrgyzstan? The angry sports bears are officially out to get us. This won't end well for humanity. [BBC] -
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Fancy Lad Wows Hockey World With Whirlybird Goal
The highlight of the NHL season so far belongs to a nine-year-old showing off during some weird Mini Mite competition. He's already been added to the Maple Leafs roster. [Video below via NHL.tv] More » -
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Flyers Fans Scuffle In Jersey, Stab Each Other In Philly
Some Flyers and Devils fans got into it after last night's game, and somebody was good enough to record it. Later, an uglier situation developed back in Philadelphia where a brawl led to a stabbing. More » -
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Hockey Player Joins Team He Was Born To Play For
This is Wheaton King of....the Brandon Wheat Kings. The story: Dad (presumably) names son after local minor league hockey team, kid grows up to play for said hockey team, heads explode. [TheScore] -
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Patrick Roy's Son Is Not Above The Law
Jonathan Roy will actually have to stand trial for this on-ice mugging of a hapless goalie last year. He has since quit hockey, to "focus on his music career" which I assume somehow involves Insane Clown Posse. [CBC] -
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Sex Or Hockey: The Eternal Debate Rages On
German national hockey player banned for two years for refusing to take a surprise doping test for several hours. He was busy, in "a private moment" with his girlfriend. Several hours? Nice work, Sting. [AP] -
#stanleycup
Only Minimal Arrests? For Shame, Pittsburgh
"We have a few arrests. For the most part people are being orderly but we've got a few people who don't want to leave." C'mon, Pittsburgh. That's no way to usher in a Crosby regime. [Post-Gazette] -
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The First Cut Is The Deepest
If a hockey team scores the first goal of the game in the first five minutes, they have a 70% of winning the game. Just don't tell Gary Bettman or NHL games will only last six minutes. [Live Science] -
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In Canada It's Pronounced 'Coonty'
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
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Pens Fans Attempt to Distract Capitals With Funny Faces
The Penguins have evened the score with the Capitals at 2-2 in after two periods of play in Washington. In other news, this Pittsburgh fan seems to be quite taken with Washington's coach Bruce Boudreau. More » -
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Jiri Hudler Is A Bleeder
The Wings took an early 1-0 lead in their series against the Ducks last night thanks to Nicklas Lidstrom's game-winner, however it Anaheim's Mike Brown who delivered the game's biggest shot. More » -
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The One Where An ESPN Commenter Makes The Moves On Rachel Nichols (Update)
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. (NSFW) More » -
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Here's Why Killing A Referee Is a Poor Idea
It's never too early for a bizarre story involving murder, cover-up, the Philadelphia Flyers, and the age old dilemma of players and referees not seeing eye to eye. More »
