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more about #homerunderby more comments → The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: I've read every bit of every Ten Humans column. Then again, I read product labels while I'm eating breakfast. Clearly, the term 'Viewer Discretion' me... more » Kid Canada: I said it last night, I will say it again: That picture is the Four Horsemen of the Basepocalypse. McCarver, Kay, Sterling and Jamie Campbell are the... more » Clarence Rosario: the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice Well, unless you are Brandon Inge. more » Hatey McLife: It is whippets, temporary sensation caused by the rapid destruction of millions of irreplaceable brain cells, ultimately leading to subdural haematoma... more » ClueHeywood: It takes a lot to make Steve Phillips the most tolerable broadcaster out of four, but by gum tWWL did it. more » HockeyMountain: But that cannot last, and eventually the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice. And you've been watching batt... more » Ken Phelps All Stars: That he's able to keep that up for so long, at that level of enthusiasm for an event that stuffs enthusiasm in a laundry sack and bashes it against th... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That is like one of those pictures where people claim the ghost of logic in baseball commentating is watching over them. more » HockeyMountain: Chris Berman isn't a baseball fan: He just likes things that go boom. Chris Berman - Michael Bay's biggest fan! more » Karlifornia: and eventually the brain finally catches on and reminds you that you're watching batting practice. Like whenever I try to masturbate to videos of flu... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: letting our souls escape to a happy place, where we thought about chores needing to be done at home, assignments needing finished, toenails needing cl... more » -
#emeritus
The Home Run Derby Will Rot Your Will To Live
As it turns out, Chris Berman might be the only person pitched at the right frequency for the Home Run Derby. After three hours of that — three hours! — I was almost afraid I didn't like baseball anymore. More » -
#allstargame
Prepare For The Brain Explosion That Is The Home Run Derby
We know we got yelled at just this morning for recycling — consider the "Year Ago In Deadspin" feature toast — but it's Home Run Derby, and that means just one thing: It's the day Chris Berman lives for, and the day the rest of us pray for a quick, merciful death. (Last year, we actually watched six Berman Derbys in a row on ESPN Classic. We're just now recovering.) More » -
