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more about #horses more comments → Silent Q: Think this is the only bit of Memorial-related horsefucking? Nay! Of course it isn't. Bissinger designs all of Memorial's shirts. more » FlakJack: Assuming the cheerleader was a consenting party, I don't see any problem with this. more » sir_pantsalot: Why would they be blaming or trying to contact the football coach? Do they know if he had anything to do with it? Do they know if any football player ... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Did you guys create Jezebel just to make me feel better about the times I treated a date badly? more » Steve U: It's tough to blame the horses - her Pass of Thermopylae is spectacularly narrow. more » A Pimp Named DaveR: Dear tag team horses: You cannot high five, because you do not have five to high. You can only high one. This will not be read to you, because yo... more » Clarence Rosario: Nothing Says "School Spirit" Like Performing Obscene Acts On A Cheerleader Holy shit, for once I actually agree with Jezebel! more » David Hume: What is it with the perverts and the mustangs? more » Karlifornia: That cheerleader works with the census bureau. She's merely taking two Gallop Poles. /is today over yet? more » DirkToberFest: Menelaus is rolling in his grave. more » Steve U: Unfortunately for Memorial, the tables will be turned when they face the Abilene Glue Factories in the state final. more » FEAST: Thanks to pic from the facebook group, my Rapidash porn collection is now complete. more » ithacabaron: To be honest, as tasteless as these shirts are, I don't think they're particularly rare -- when our annual "rivalry" game was on the horizon, similar ... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Two dudes who high-five each other mid-threesome might as well be fucking each other in the ass. I don't know where she learned how to high-five but ... more » Gourmet Spud: Look at how swarthy those horses look. They're like the equine version of Milli Vanilli. more » -
#sadwhimsy
Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
It seems a few hairy-palmed scamps at Houston's Memorial High School recently sold the t-shirt you see here to commemorate their Mustangs' football game against archrival Stratford. Think this is the only bit of Memorial-related horsefucking? Nay! More » -
#sadwhimsy
Man Asserts Dominion Over Nature, Hits Horse With Rally Car
Here's a photo of an Argentine rally driver running into a herd of wild horses somewhere in the Patagonian hills. One of them had to be put down. This is basically a metaphor for the industrial revolution. More » -
#mediameltdowns
And For His Next Trick, Sun Tzu Will Write The Sequel To All The Pretty Horses
"The strain, my dear, the strain. I have attended wars which seemed less emotional experiences than Pony Club polo matches." Note to columnists: War is never a good analogy. Especially when you're writing about tony ponies. [Daily Mail] -
#kentuckyderby
I Want My Money Back
Kentucky Derby favorite I Want Revenge was scratched from this afternoon's race as a precautionary measure. There is concern over an injury that could be exacerbated by making the horse run in the rain. [AP]
