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more about #jacksonvillejaguars more comments → Chris Hanson's Axe: Addendum to Godwin's law: The first person to mention fantasy football in a discussion of the analysis of real football loses all credibility in the d... more » rulesboy: Maybe someday this guy will get a clue and realize what's really important. more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: They're obviously bound for Cleveland. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: #----) ... .. . more » JohnnyDakotaStateU: Serious question: if he missed bed-check Friday night, why did they wait until an hour before the game to deactivate him? Not only did it screw over a... more » UkraineNotWeak: This too was blacked out in Jacksonville. #jacksonvillejaguars more » jonathanzimmel000: i think this sunday if the jags are home and he gets a catch for a first down the stadium should play "Nookie" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Their safe word was "Del Rio." #jacksonvillejaguars more » Gourmet Spud: If I were Sims-Walker, I would have jumped out of bed immediately afterward, pointed to the back of my jersey and said "sorry, baby - got a dash". #ja... more » Hustler of Culture: He was just out doing what the team has been doing to their fans this year... #jacksonvillejaguars more » AzureTexan: In a sincere attempt to please his masters, Jake Delhomme just taught himself to shake and to roll over. more » Steve U: They'll still be way behind Ryan Adams in the "blackouts in Jacksonville" category. more » NordoftheBlings: The blackout rule comes too late to save Jimmy Smith. But a whiteout rule might help Reggie Williams. more » dan shanoff: Someone please get my back about the quality of Bethesda Bagels... Otherwise, the only correction I would offer is that it's the West Village. Come on. more » Steve U: Jacksonville is where wide receivers now go to die, or snort rails. I'm fairly certain this is a Ryan Adams lyric. more » -
#fantasyfootball
Maurice Jones-Drew To Miss Fantasy Playoffs Because Of His Brilliant Play
Are you one of the 10,000 (ESPN) fantasy GMs who lost because MJD took a knee rather than score a touchdown? Well, so is he. But remember, he had 145 yards and a TD anyway, so quit bitching. [ESPN] -
#nfl
In Blackout Roulette, Jags To Bet It All On...Teal?
Sixteen years ago, one grassroots organization brought the Jaguars to Jacksonville. Now they're back, doing everything they can to keep them there. (Note: "everything they can" appears limited to coupons for nachos and soda at one game.) More » -
#nfl
Mike Sims-Walker's Week 5 Status: Out-Nookie
Jacksonville wide receiver Mike Sims-Walker was deactivated for Sunday's game against Seattle, an absence that more deeply affected your fantasy league than the Jaguars, who lost 41-0. Why was he out? Why else? Coitus. More » -
#nfl
Today In Thinly-Veiled Omens
The oldest male jaguar at the Jacksonville Zoo has been euthanized, after suffering since August. Panthers throughout Florida and the Carolinas are sleeping poorly tonight. [Times-Union] -
#nfl
No One In Jacksonville Will Be Forced To Watch The Jaguars
Twelve NFL teams could be affected by blackout rules this year—only three teams had blackouts last season—including Jacksonville, where local television may end up broadcasting zero home games. It's still better than living in Tallahassee. [SBJ] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Jacksonville Jaguars
Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#nfl
And The 2009 Brian Baldinger Award Goes To...Torry Holt
The former Rams' wide receiver instills confidence in his catching ability in front of a confused Jacksonville press corps. [With Leather] -
#nfl
Jimmy Smith Is Not Handling Retirement So Well
Former Jacksonville Jaguar star Jimmy Smith was pulled over for a minor traffic violation yesterday and ended up in jail on cocaine possession charges. That's not what I call enjoying your golden years. More » -
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#nfl
Matt Jones Released From Jail, Jaguars Roster
Matt Jones was sent home a day early from his week-long jail stint on Saturday. Jacksonville responded on Monday by sending him home from the team, permanently. [ESPN] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Wake Up, Matt Jones
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#collegefootball
And It Only Took Them 307 Years
Hey Bulldog: Former Jacksonville Jaguars assistant Tom Williams is hired at Yale, becoming the school's first black head football coach. [Hartford Courant] -
#nfl
Manning Heroically Leads Colts Over Sucky Team, Into Playoffs
With their big 31-24 victory over the Jaguars last night, the Colts are back in the playoffs with their sixth consecutive 11-win season, meaning that this kid can invite friends into his room again. More »
