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more about #jerryjones more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I'd say more like one in a million. So you're telling me there's a chance. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "I've looked into Wade's eyes... on my 60-yard HD Jumbotron. I've invited him into my gorgeous new office, and sat next to him in the 500-gallon hottu... more » Steve U: Hideo Kojima Thinks Solid Snake Totally Beat The Patriots Last Year #wadephillips more » KOGOD: But the Skins are still fucked, right? Right. #wadephillips more » Gourmet Spud: Oh thank God. From the title I thought it was Michael and Steve. more » Chamomiles Davis: I believe this play is called "88 Split Wide." more » Senators Lost Cojones: Are you MAD woman?? That grout hasn't set yet!! more » Barry Petchesky: Fun fact: Drew was able to get off during this 3-second video. more » loudensspam: All over Dallas, hundreds of husbands with Irwin-jersey wearing wives are replaying the 4th quarter in their minds... "when did she go to the bathroom?" more » Elliot Boney: I'm not a creepster like Borat who takes pictures of ladies making toilet, I was just the only guy with a nice camera in the bathroom, cause there was... more » Drew Magary: Since he's wearing an Irvin jersey, shouldn't he be banging her with scissors? more » Rozelle’s Bagman: Guess she had the under. more » Steve U: Ironically, "Elliot Boney" was a mid-90s strip club alias for Michael Irvin. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: nice to know my fantasy team wasnt the only thing that got fucked during last night's game /obligatory //you cant touch me, Suss /// twirls handlebar... more » Matt Sussman: Actually, that's Wade Phillips' office. more » -
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Jerry Jones Thinks Wade Phillips Can Totally Beat The Patriots This Year
"Two years ago the Giants were in trouble," Jones said. "It was also absolutely expected that something was going to happen with the coach....Well, that same year they won the Super Bowl....This is a long, long journey." [DMN] -
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Jerry Jones Admits To Watching Irvin-On-Irvin Video
Was there ever a doubt that he wouldn't watch it? Probably had that big Texas snicker going the whole time. [Dallas Observer] -
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Couple Christens Dallas Cowboys Stadium's New Bathroom Stalls
Some of you who follow my infrequently updated Twitter account may have seen a report from a friend about a video of two people doing the North Texas rumpy-pump in the bathroom at the MNF game. It has arrived. (NSFW) More » -
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Cowboys Repent For "Party Pass" Hell (Sort Of)
We reported on the special circle of hell the Cowboys reserved for their Party Pass holders on Sunday. Almost a week later, Jerry Jones is finally owning up to the mayhem which, in Jerry's defense, made the record books. More » -
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$1.3 Billion And Not A Decent Boiler In The Place
Giants LB Danny Clark: "There's not a lot of hot water in there. (Jones) cut some corners in the bathroom there...It was lukewarm at best." [Newsday] -
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How Did That "Party Pass" Work Out For Everyone?
All you haterz out there who predicted that selling 30,000 standing room tickets for Cowboy games would turn their new stadium into a lawless Thunderdome? Yeah, you were completely right. More » -
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This Must Have Looked Awesome On The Jerrytron
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
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The Cowboys Scoreboard Punter Drinking Game
You don't need a reason to drink this weekend, but you may need a reason to watch a 49ers-Cowboys preseason game that doesn't include "it was the only thing the sheriff would let me watch from the holding cell." More » -
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Cowboys Stadium Offers Valuable Seating Behind This Brick Wall
We've already covered the new Cowboys Stadium's opulent luxury, from the $40 million scoreboard to the $60 pizzas. How about $75 seats where you can only see one-third of the playing field? Thank you, Jerry Jones for all your blessings! More » -
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Moving Jerry's Big TV Wouldn't Be Cheap
According to Chris Mortensen's source with the Cowboys, raising the 72' high video screen would cost a minimum of $2 million (or 33,333 pizzas). No worries, Jerry Jones was already considering raising it to accommodate a U2 concert. [ESPN] -
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Cowboys' Massive New Stadium Not Big Enough To Play Football In
Jerry Jones (and Texas taxpayers) spent $1.2 billion constructing an opulent state-of-the-art multi-use arena that's perfect for concerts, soccer matches, trade shows, Promise Keepers rallies, and even football games—provided that you don't allow either team to punt. More » -
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$1.5 Billion Doesn't Go As Far As You Think
Martellus Bennett takes you on an informative and possibly racist (just against the Chinese, though) tour of the new Cowboys stadium. Hope you like $14 BBQ sandwiches, Dallas fans! Someone has to pay for those video screens. [MartyBTV] -
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Dallas Cowboys Get What They Want, When They Want It
Irving, Texas, officials possibly suspect that the Cowboy's practice bubble that collapsed last month may have lacked some structure integrity. (Ya think?) They're fairly confident, however, that anyone other than the Cowboys would never have been allowed to build it. More » -
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One Cowboys' Scouting Assistant Paralyzed Due To Practice Facility Collapse
Two other staffers also required surgery to mend their broken body parts. Jerry Jones was reported to be "somber" after hearing the news. [AP/LA Times] -
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Jerry Wishes Everyone Would Just Shut the Hell Up
Dallas owner, and noted crazy person, Jerry Jones has issued an organizational gag order to prevent leaks, even the ones that aren't real. More » -
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Their Youth Sustains Him
How does Jerry Jones unwind after a stressful season? By hanging out with the young people at John Legend's after party, of course. The unbuttoned shirt just screams youthful and hip. More »
