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more about #johansantana more comments → Metschick: It's serendipitous that this is here, because this is what fueled my boxing routine this morning. All the anger I feel at this team just made me punc... more » DeepFriar: /kicks lifeless Mr. Mets corpse in the crotch more » Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Do this for the Padres next! Highlights* and lowlights of the season! *There are no highlights. more » Doyle McPoyle: Yeah? Well, I had SEX with your WIFE! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: AJ, tell me how my ass taste! /Dashiell more » Armen Tamzarian: But mostly I'll remember the laughter. more » UkraineNotWeak: Erin Andrews and anti-Met posts on the same day. Only thing missing is a Tebow post. DS is as predictable as ever. Never change more » Kid Canada: "Hey, a season or two of failure isn't always so bad, sometimes it gets you a four-year contract extension!" -Dayton Moore more » GreatOdensRaven: So when can I read the "A Season of Failure" edition for the Cubs? more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Happy Days: Johan Santana Lifts Arm Without Assistive Device. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: I havent seen this many injured Hispanics in one place since the Battle of San Jacinto more » Stev D: The season is going to end with David Wright frozen in carbonite. more » ClueHeywood: The photo of Sad Mets Fan must also be on the DL. more » the earl of weaver: Oye Como Au Revoir more » Hatey McLife: "Bone Chips---Favorite Snack Food of the Donner Party! Available at Pathmark." more » -
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The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
The New York Mets are not the worst team in baseball. They are not even the most ineptly run franchise in their own division. Yet, their 2009 campaign may have forever redefined the concept of losing. More » -
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New Bad Thing Happens To Comically Star-Crossed Organization
Johan Santana's done for the year: "The Mets said Tuesday that Santana will have arthroscopic surgery to clean up bone chips in his left elbow. The team said he's expected to be ready for spring training next year." [AP] -
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Johan Santana Has A Very Good Memory
Sorry to get all "Meet the Mets" on you today, but I noticed something bizarre during today's pregame that must be discussed—Johan Santana apparently has an individual handshake ritual for every player on his team. More » -
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Santana Headed To Flushing, Finally
It's official (kind of): The Twins have traded Johan Santana to the Mets. More » -
