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more about #johnnydamon more comments → AzureTexan: The Yanks took a chance when they moved A-Rod from eighth in the lineup to Kleenex, so you'd think he wouldn't blow it so publicly. #alexrodriguez more » MitchKayak: All Raiders games are probably only watchable at two times speed while playing Yakety Sax. #alexrodriguez more » UkraineNotWeak: A-Rod is a now true Yankee in the way that Mickey Mantle was a true Yankee. A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson. I'm sure back in the 60s, The Mick got around... more » Barry Lutz: Gary Glitter thinks these guys are way too old for the "Rock n Roll (Part 2) Tongue Bath". #johnnydamon more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Don't give up, fellow Phillies fans! It snot over yet! #alexrodriguez more » MattinglysSideburns: Chris Benoit for Halloween, Alex? Too soon, man. #alexrodriguez more » ArkansasFred: You can all eat shit. #johnnydamon more » DirkToberFest: Little known fact: They learned the wide orifice lick from Jon Gosselin. more » AzureTexan: The salute was first popularized by Carl Cunnilingus, a little-used by well-liked center fielder on the '27 Yankees. #johnnydamon more » TT-Zop: It's all fun and games until some young Quaker gal believes Nick Swisher actually loves her. #johnnydamon more » Bobby Big Wheel: If the Yankees can Lick It Up, you can bet New York is gonna Rock and Roll All Night. #johnnydamon more » UkraineNotWeak: You know, Philly is really a football town. #johnnydamon more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Steinbrenner would never have tolerated this when he was alive. more » Steve U: Funny, I would've expected Damon and Swisher's Rock N' Roll party to be more of the Wycked Sceptre variety. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: funny, I remember actually being surprised when I heard that Rob Halford was gay. more » -
#weekendwinner
Alex Rodriguez Wins The Weekend (Again)
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Alex Rodriguez, who won the weekend by pretty much just owning these playoffs. He's like some amazing mythical creature! More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Return Of The "Rock N' Roll" Tongue Bath
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#wakeupdeadspin
Damon, Swisher Continue Their Cunnilingual Rock N' Roll Party
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#iteam
Deadspin I-Team: What Exactly Is Johnny Damon Trying To Communicate Here?
This is how Johnny Damon chose to celebrate teammate Nick Swisher's home run on Monday against the Rays. We've seen this before, of course. Still, the mystery remains: What ever could this gesture mean? The I-Team is on the case. More » -
#wakeupdeaspin
Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
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#mlb
Brother, Can You Spare A Dime...For Johnny Damon Or Xavier Nady?
So, you hear about that Stanford guy (no, not that one) who stole all the money that Bernie Madoff missed? Well, Johnny Damon and Xavier Nady's assets have been frozen while the Feds investigate.
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