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more about #juliantavarez more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: Manny Acta is just Manny from the block? more » Katni: You have to admire him for at least going out and trying to find someone new instead of repeatedly drunk-dialing the Braves. more » David Hume: Jesus, if signing with the Nationals is like going hogging, does voluntarily going to the Royals put you on the cover of Corpsefucker magazine? more » Kid Canada: After he retires, Tavarez can finally star in that horror movie he's been working on with Otis Nixon and Randy Johnson. more » Jefferson Tardship: "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right he... more » David Hume: After the interview, Julian Tavarez drove back to spring training on a moped. more » pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: Manny Acta = Marc Anthony? more » Weed Against Speed: Here's a tip, Tavarez: roll the Nationals in flour to find the wet spot. more » Hatey McLife: J-Lo is younger than the "prospects" Bowden got kickbacks from. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Hes too old to run in from the bullpen so he will just do the walk of shame. more » ClueHeywood: Great, now the Nationals will be calling him for weeks. more » Katni: But who's going to be around to dry the Nationals' tears and explain that Tavarez just isn't that into them next week? more » Balls State Explorer_explored: By June he'll be gnawing his arm off. more » ClueHeywood: Who the hell arrives at a club at 4 a.m.? Donte Stallworth? more » Chamomiles Davis: All National League East teams are pink on the inside, baby. more » -
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Julian Tavarez Puts On Beer Goggles, Signs With Nationals
We all get desperate sometimes. (Some more desperate than others.) But it's how you respond in those dark, angst ridden moments that defines you—and Julian Tavarez defines himself as not above slumming it. More »
